*Wakes up and takes a while to register why his whole face is aching like buggery*
Bitch. Shoulda chopped her fucking arms off.
*Decides to have a "hide in bed and not face the world" day.*
*Seriously considers reviving that old Numenorean tradition of passing the Kingship on before death so he can quietly retire and then hopefully people will leave him alone...before he winds-up looking like
this.*