Puzzle 003 - [Level 5!]

[tapshoetomove]

I'm afraid I can't keep it a secret any longer, everyone! I've been a communist all this time and never once told anyone about it! ...I'm not exactly sure what a communist is, but I know for a fact that's definitely what I am

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[likescats]

HOW CAN YOU BE IT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS?

[tapshoetomove]

I don't know. If I knew I bet this would be a lot less confusing.

[likescats]

LOOK IN A DICTIONARY?

[tapshoetomove]

Oh, right! That should clear things up!

[likescats]

IT MOST LIKELY WILL.

[tapshoetomove]

[A few minutes of silence later, you can hear him reading this:]

"A political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs."

...I'm not sure I get it.

[likescats]

POLITICS....USUALLY I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THINGS LIKE THAT.

CAN YOU BE COMMUNIST WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS THOUGH?

[tapshoetomove]

Logically I don't think so, but it's just this weird feeling I have. Like it's something I've been all along.

[likescats]

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST CONFUSED.

[tapshoetomove]

...I don't doubt that.

[likescats]

IS THERE ANY REASON YOU STARTED TO THINK THIS WAY?

[tapshoetomove]

According to a few people I've talked to, it's something to do with the town.

[likescats]

IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE TAMPERED WITH OUR MINDS.

[tapshoetomove]

I suppose it won't be the last time either. I just wish I knew how to keep them from doing it.

[likescats]

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW THEY ARE DOING IT.

[tapshoetomove]

Oh, I don't know...uh, maybe they've got some kind of brainwashing machine that they turn on whenever they feel like it?