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Title: Superheroes
Author: hotfruits
Pairings: (so far) Will P./G.H.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Meet The Heros
Fierce, but deadly. Ruthless, yet camp.
These three superheroes fabulously fight for justice.
“Damnit, where are my shorts!?” Skandar screamed, throwing his clothes in the air as he looked through his trunk.
“Um…I’ve got them.” Will said uneasily, handing Skandar his jean cut off short shorts.
Giving Will an odd look, Skandar mumbled a thank you and took the shorts. Flipping Ben off, he quickly put them on over his Prince Caspian boxer briefs, and finished his ensemble with his deadly Checkered Shirt and black trench coat.
Over in Will’s space, he was on the ground pulling his spandex outfit over his thighs.
“Why the fuck did G.H. make this spandex.” He hissed to himself, tugging the stubborn material over his sculpted behind.
“It lookz zo good on you, Meester Moseley.” Kitten said, biting her lip and winking at Will.
Now with a big smile on his face, Will managed to get the rest of his suit on. Putting on his scarf mask, Will ran his hands through his hair to give it more body, and then grabbed his satchel of deadly and fashionable scarves.
“Ben, seriously.” Skandar said, putting his jet pack on.
“What?” Ben asked angrily, hands on his naked hips. He had been ready for a few minutes now, since all he needed to do was grab his fishing pole, bait, and galoshes.
“Can’t you at least wear a speedo, or something?” Will asked, smacking Ben’s naked ass.
Ben rolled his eyes at the boys, then smiled seductively at Kitten, who eyes kept lingering towards Ben’s “fishing pole”.
“Alright gang, let’s blow this fascist Popsicle joint!” Super Gay Scarf Man said, running down the hall. Skandalous and Benito followed shortly after, sliding down the pole that led to their vehicles.
Landing, Skandalous ran over to their car while Benito hobbled - sliding naked down a pole was not very comfortable, as Benito sent his love to the strippers of the world.
Sliding in the driver’s seat, Super Gay Scarf Man started the car just as Skandalous jumped in the front seat.
“He really should start wearing clothes,” Skandalous began, looking back at the limping Benito, “One of these days, he’s gonna injure his junk.”
“And never have kids.” Will said, shaking his head.
The back door opened and Benito stepped in, his hands hovering over his “pole”. As soon as Benito was in the car, they were off.
“Do you know where we’re -” Skandalous began to ask, but was interrupted by the small TV screen on the hood of the car.
“Where are you gay princesses!?” G.H. shouted, wiping blood off of her face.
“Where are we going anyways?” Skandalous asked.
“BIG BEN!” G.H. shouted, turning around as she fired her gun.
“It’s not that big.” Super Gay Scarf Man said, looking back at Benito’s “bait”.
Smacking her head with the butt of the gun, G.H. shook her head and the screen went black.
“I think she meant the clock.” Benito said, looking down at “Big Ben”.
“Oooooh, right.” Super Gay Scarf Man said, turning left as Skandalous hit his head against the window.
The ride took a few minutes, but soon they were at Big Ben.
The area was in complete disarray. Buildings lay ruined, and all that was left was crumbling bits of cement on fire. Zombies were running amuck, as civilians and G.H. attempted to bring them down.
“Daddy, look!” a little girl shouted, pointing in the bright sunlight.
“It’s Keannu Reeves!” A woman shouted, taking off her panties and throwing them in the direction the little girl pointed at.
“No, it’s a naked prostitute!” A man shouted, pulling out his wallet.
“No, it’s Superman!” A man shouted, but his shouts turned to horrified pain as a zombie bit his arm off.
“No dumbasses!” The little girl shouted, “It’s Super Gay Scarf Man, Benito, and Skandalous!”
“Right you are, little girl.” Benito said, handing her a lollipop.
Grabbing his fishing pole, Benito sent the line flying through the air. The double edged bait hooked a few zombie mouths, but they seemed completely unaffected by a it.
“Damn.” Benito said, drop kicking a zombie in the face.
Will took out a purple silk scarf from his satchel, and tied up the zombie that Benito had drop kicked. Grabbing his blue butterfly Pashmina shawl, he looped it around the zombie’s neck and pulled, choking the zombie.
But the zombie was completely unaffected, and continued to try and bite Will’s hands off.
“I have an idea!” Skandalous shouted, standing in front of the zombie. Taking a deep breath, he pulled back his trench coat and exposed his deadly Checkered Shirt. The zombie hissed in pain, then it’s head blew off.
“Quick, Skandalous, use your jet pack to get high enough so every zombie can see your hideous shirt.” Benito said, punching a zombie in the face.
Nodding, Skandalous fired up his jet pack and flew up into the air.
“Town’s people!” Super Gay Scarf screamed, standing on top of a car, “Look away, for Skandalous is about to reveal his deadly Checkered Shirt!”
The people screamed and ducked just as Skandalous threw back his coat. There was a collective hiss among the crowd, then the sounds of zombie heads exploding, as zombie bodies dropped to the ground.
Nervously, people got up and looked around. As Skandalous flew back down, the people began cheering and dancing.
“Hurray, hurray!” The people shouted, as G.H. ran over to them.
“If you hurry,” She said, looking at her watch, “You can make it to your Armani appointment on time.”
“Awesome posseum.” Benito said, whacking away a boy’s hand who tried to touch his “rod”.
“All in another days work.” Super Gay Scarf Man said, musing up a little girl’s hair and smiling brightly at the crowd.
AN: So, the boys saved the day, thanks to the deadly Checkered Shirt. But, who sent the zombies? Will Benito ever wear pants? Does Kitten have a crush?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: SUPERHEROES
Author: hotfruits
Pairings: (so far) Will P./G.H.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Meet The Heros
Fierce, but deadly. Ruthless, yet camp.
These three superheroes fabulously fight for justice.
“Damnit, where are my shorts!?” Skandar screamed, throwing his clothes in the air as he looked through his trunk.
“Um…I’ve got them.” Will said uneasily, handing Skandar his jean cut off short shorts.
Giving Will an odd look, Skandar mumbled a thank you and took the shorts. Flipping Ben off, he quickly put them on over his Prince Caspian boxer briefs, and finished his ensemble with his deadly Checkered Shirt and black trench coat.
Over in Will’s space, he was on the ground pulling his spandex outfit over his thighs.
“Why the fuck did G.H. make this spandex.” He hissed to himself, tugging the stubborn material over his sculpted behind.
“It lookz zo good on you, Meester Moseley.” Kitten said, biting her lip and winking at Will.
Now with a big smile on his face, Will managed to get the rest of his suit on. Putting on his scarf mask, Will ran his hands through his hair to give it more body, and then grabbed his satchel of deadly and fashionable scarves.
“Ben, seriously.” Skandar said, putting his jet pack on.
“What?” Ben asked angrily, hands on his naked hips. He had been ready for a few minutes now, since all he needed to do was grab his fishing pole, bait, and galoshes.
“Can’t you at least wear a speedo, or something?” Will asked, smacking Ben’s naked ass.
Ben rolled his eyes at the boys, then smiled seductively at Kitten, who eyes kept lingering towards Ben’s “fishing pole”.
“Alright gang, let’s blow this fascist Popsicle joint!” Super Gay Scarf Man said, running down the hall. Skandalous and Benito followed shortly after, sliding down the pole that led to their vehicles.
Landing, Skandalous ran over to their car while Benito hobbled - sliding naked down a pole was not very comfortable, as Benito sent his love to the strippers of the world.
Sliding in the driver’s seat, Super Gay Scarf Man started the car just as Skandalous jumped in the front seat.
“He really should start wearing clothes,” Skandalous began, looking back at the limping Benito, “One of these days, he’s gonna injure his junk.”
“And never have kids.” Will said, shaking his head.
The back door opened and Benito stepped in, his hands hovering over his “pole”. As soon as Benito was in the car, they were off.
“Do you know where we’re -” Skandalous began to ask, but was interrupted by the small TV screen on the hood of the car.
“Where are you gay princesses!?” G.H. shouted, wiping blood off of her face.
“Where are we going anyways?” Skandalous asked.
“BIG BEN!” G.H. shouted, turning around as she fired her gun.
“It’s not that big.” Super Gay Scarf Man said, looking back at Benito’s “bait”.
Smacking her head with the butt of the gun, G.H. shook her head and the screen went black.
“I think she meant the clock.” Benito said, looking down at “Big Ben”.
“Oooooh, right.” Super Gay Scarf Man said, turning left as Skandalous hit his head against the window.
The ride took a few minutes, but soon they were at Big Ben.
The area was in complete disarray. Buildings lay ruined, and all that was left was crumbling bits of cement on fire. Zombies were running amuck, as civilians and G.H. attempted to bring them down.
“Daddy, look!” a little girl shouted, pointing in the bright sunlight.
“It’s Keannu Reeves!” A woman shouted, taking off her panties and throwing them in the direction the little girl pointed at.
“No, it’s a naked prostitute!” A man shouted, pulling out his wallet.
“No, it’s Superman!” A man shouted, but his shouts turned to horrified pain as a zombie bit his arm off.
“No dumbasses!” The little girl shouted, “It’s Super Gay Scarf Man, Benito, and Skandalous!”
“Right you are, little girl.” Benito said, handing her a lollipop.
Grabbing his fishing pole, Benito sent the line flying through the air. The double edged bait hooked a few zombie mouths, but they seemed completely unaffected by a it.
“Damn.” Benito said, drop kicking a zombie in the face.
Will took out a purple silk scarf from his satchel, and tied up the zombie that Benito had drop kicked. Grabbing his blue butterfly Pashmina shawl, he looped it around the zombie’s neck and pulled, choking the zombie.
But the zombie was completely unaffected, and continued to try and bite Will’s hands off.
“I have an idea!” Skandalous shouted, standing in front of the zombie. Taking a deep breath, he pulled back his trench coat and exposed his deadly Checkered Shirt. The zombie hissed in pain, then it’s head blew off.
“Quick, Skandalous, use your jet pack to get high enough so every zombie can see your hideous shirt.” Benito said, punching a zombie in the face.
Nodding, Skandalous fired up his jet pack and flew up into the air.
“Town’s people!” Super Gay Scarf screamed, standing on top of a car, “Look away, for Skandalous is about to reveal his deadly Checkered Shirt!”
The people screamed and ducked just as Skandalous threw back his coat. There was a collective hiss among the crowd, then the sounds of zombie heads exploding, as zombie bodies dropped to the ground.
Nervously, people got up and looked around. As Skandalous flew back down, the people began cheering and dancing.
“Hurray, hurray!” The people shouted, as G.H. ran over to them.
“If you hurry,” She said, looking at her watch, “You can make it to your Armani appointment on time.”
“Awesome posseum.” Benito said, whacking away a boy’s hand who tried to touch his “rod”.
“All in another days work.” Super Gay Scarf Man said, musing up a little girl’s hair and smiling brightly at the crowd.
AN: So, the boys saved the day, thanks to the deadly Checkered Shirt. But, who sent the zombies? Will Benito ever wear pants? Does Kitten have a crush?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: SUPERHEROES