TOUJOURS PUR!!

[tapestryblaster]

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[flaminbackstbbr]

... Oh my god, this is hilarious. You're Sirius' mommy?

[tapestryblaster]

I AM. HE IS A MOST DISAPPOINTING SON, I SHALL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Yeah, it happens. Can I ask why?

[tapestryblaster]

OF COURSE YOU MAY ASK! THE BOY DOESN'T HAVE AN OUNCE OF SENSE, ALWAYS CAVORTING ABOUT WITH THOSE BLOODY MUGGLE-LOVERS AND MUDBLOODS AND HALF-BREEDS WITHOUT REGARD TO THE FAMILY NAME! DREADFUL BOY, JUST DREADFUL. GOT SORTED INTO GRYFFINDOR OF ALL PLACES!! SHAME OF MY FLESH!!

[flaminbackstbbr]

I see. So basically it's the crowd he hangs out with?

[tapestryblaster]

YES, I SUPPOSE SO. AND I NOW HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT HIS FATHER MAY HAVE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD MULTIPLE TIMES AS A CHILD AND KNOCKED THE PUREBLOOD SENSE RIGHT OUT OF HIM. OH, THE SHAME!!

[flaminbackstbbr]

... That does explain a lot.

[tapestryblaster]

OH? TELL ME, BOY, WHAT ARE YOU? PUREBLOOD?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Not from your fandom?

[tapestryblaster]

PARDON ME? WHAT IS THIS FANDOM YOU SPEAK OF?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Riiight, nevermind.

[slobberymongrel]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

[flaminbackstbbr]

Making conversation with your batshit mother. It's kinda like looking in Larxene's future.