BLOODY STUPID BOOK!!
KREACHER HAS BEEN READING ALOUD TO ME FROM THAT DREADFUL ROWLING WOMAN'S NEWEST BOOK.
ALL COPIES SHOULD BE BURNED IMMEDIATELY!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HEARD SUCH HORRID DRIVEL!! SUCH SLANDER!! HOW DARE THAT WRETCHED HARPY REVEAL THE SECRETS OF THE WIZARDING WORLD!!!! OH, I CAN'T STAND HER!! I THINK I SHALL SEND HER A FLOCK OF HOWLERS!!!
ON ANOTHER NOTE, THE SOIREE WENT QUITE WELL, IN MY OPINION! REGULUS IS STILL A DARLING AND SIRIUS IS STILL A TWITCHY, FLEA-RIDDEN INGRATE. HOW UNSURPRISING.
ALL COPIES SHOULD BE BURNED IMMEDIATELY!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HEARD SUCH HORRID DRIVEL!! SUCH SLANDER!! HOW DARE THAT WRETCHED HARPY REVEAL THE SECRETS OF THE WIZARDING WORLD!!!! OH, I CAN'T STAND HER!! I THINK I SHALL SEND HER A FLOCK OF HOWLERS!!!
ON ANOTHER NOTE, THE SOIREE WENT QUITE WELL, IN MY OPINION! REGULUS IS STILL A DARLING AND SIRIUS IS STILL A TWITCHY, FLEA-RIDDEN INGRATE. HOW UNSURPRISING.