Confessions of a Robot
It is 12:11 am.
I have finished 2 papers.
I am drinking Cherry Coke and watching Austin Powers.
I have become a slapstick comedy watching, caffeine chugging, depressing paper writing insomniac zombie. I am beginning to find Scott Evil strangely attractive. I am too tired to walk over to the coffee machine to make the Water of Life. My UChicago trophy is shiny and has distracted me from many an hour of work.
But next week will be better. Please God, let it be better.
I have finished 2 papers.
I am drinking Cherry Coke and watching Austin Powers.
I have become a slapstick comedy watching, caffeine chugging, depressing paper writing insomniac zombie. I am beginning to find Scott Evil strangely attractive. I am too tired to walk over to the coffee machine to make the Water of Life. My UChicago trophy is shiny and has distracted me from many an hour of work.
But next week will be better. Please God, let it be better.