Rinali's Birthday Song.

[tapdancinskelly]

My fellow members of the Straw-hat pirates, I should inform you that I picked up a drifter the other day named Riza Hawkeye.  She's a very nice lady, but seemed quite content with keeping me at pistol point the entire way to the ship.  It's not my fault that I pointed out that she was wearing a white shirt and it was pouring!  Yohohoho!  Anyhow, I

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[queenchesspiece]

And I'll continue to keep you at gunpoint if you keep making those comments.

[tapdancinskelly]

... well as long as it's not... firing.

[queenchesspiece]

As long as you're not within shooting range.

[tapdancinskelly]

That seems mildly tricky if you're going to be keeping me at gun point. Yohohoho!

[history_pirate]

You can relax, miss. He may persistently ask, but he does take no for an answer.

[tapdancinskelly]

Yohohoho, ah Lady Robin, you know me too well.

[history_pirate]

Thankfully, you aren't the grabby sort of pervert. It's refreshing, to some extent.

[tapdancinskelly]

But that would be terrible! I would never lay a hand on a lady without permission! The thought terrifies me even, it's bad enough when someone caresses you without permission, but if they were a walking corpse on top of that? Ohhh is that creepy.

[history_pirate]

Do you know this from experience, then?

[tapdancinskelly]

Well I must admit, I did have a few too many zombies trying to molest me before.

/shudders

[history_pirate]

Ah yes. Strangely, I forgot for a moment where we picked you up.

XD

[tapdancinskelly]

That's okay, I'd certainly like to forgot where you guys picked me up too. Yohohoho!

[history_pirate]

Well, we've made many, brighter memories in the time since. Perhaps one day they will come to dominate your mind.

[tapdancinskelly]

You know what Lady Robin? They already do. Yohohoho!

[history_pirate]

[tapdancinskelly]

So if I was to write another song, what would you like it to be about?