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ONE:
My brother's girlfriend is pregnant.
TWO:
My brother is engaged....to his pregnant girlfriend. Trust me, they belong in that order: pregnant, engaged. The wedding is May 21, my dad's birthday. I have to stand. Boo.
THREE:
Tonight my truck was broken into. Passenger side window = tiny pieces of glass all over parking garage and inside of truck. Radio = suck = now gone = me get new tape player which no one will touch, preferably 8-track. Anything of value = me took back to dorm room to protect from evil nasties. Truck = the same minus one window, plus plastic and duct tape (yeah for Physical Plant). So, I need money to fix the window, and get that 8-track player, this is where you all come in.
FOUR:
If I traveled forward into the future, found out how to get a man pregnant, then went BACK in time to the past and became pregnant with your mother, without altering this dimensions time line, how would that make you feel?
FIVE:
If I had a terminal disease, cancer, HIV or AIDS, or anything else in that vein, this is where you would find out about it.
My brother's girlfriend is pregnant.
TWO:
My brother is engaged....to his pregnant girlfriend. Trust me, they belong in that order: pregnant, engaged. The wedding is May 21, my dad's birthday. I have to stand. Boo.
THREE:
Tonight my truck was broken into. Passenger side window = tiny pieces of glass all over parking garage and inside of truck. Radio = suck = now gone = me get new tape player which no one will touch, preferably 8-track. Anything of value = me took back to dorm room to protect from evil nasties. Truck = the same minus one window, plus plastic and duct tape (yeah for Physical Plant). So, I need money to fix the window, and get that 8-track player, this is where you all come in.
FOUR:
If I traveled forward into the future, found out how to get a man pregnant, then went BACK in time to the past and became pregnant with your mother, without altering this dimensions time line, how would that make you feel?
FIVE:
If I had a terminal disease, cancer, HIV or AIDS, or anything else in that vein, this is where you would find out about it.