Finally, the secret revealed!
Bush is a secret Democrat mole designed to destroy the Republican Party from within. Though the country will suffer in the short term from his reign, in the long run much good will result from keeping the Republicans out of power for years to come and revealing the insanity of the Neocon views before they turn their war machine on other countries in the Middle East and beyond.
Shhh, don't spread it too far, we don't want the Republicans figuring it out until it's too late!
Shhh, don't spread it too far, we don't want the Republicans figuring it out until it's too late!