To Amused - Thanks Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I put money in sylum_tru's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I punched kate_mct in the arm (-10 points). In July I bought porn for mickey_stone (10 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed onigaminanashi's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-983 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tanzensiemit