this post brought to you by seals and the letter P
THE HILLS ROCKS HAVE EYES!!!
i have no idea what type of seal this is (i know it is not a walrus or elephant seal), or who made this...
but i want this atrocity as my new bed.
jelly bags have feelings, too. wretched, nightmare inducing feelings.
imagine looking into the toilet and seeing this.
JUST IMAGINE IT.
whenever i see a seal, a little "ppfftt" fart noise plays in my head.
EVERY TIME.
"when i eat, you can hear me getting fatter."
...admittedly this one is cute. CHECK OUT THEM ADORABLE ROLLS.
i want to pinch one of the rolls and flap it around while yammering,"WIGGLY JIGGLY BAG!"
leopard seals belong in silent hill. god they creep me out. what was the thought process behind god creating this???
"...and this one will be for when children don't wash their hands..."
JEEZE!!!
...although, if i ever live in that climate, i will have 20 of those guarding my igloo. hopefully, any ne'er-do-wells will not have mastered Silent Hill 4. although i suspect aiming a controller at a leopard seal and energetically pushing buttons may not do much...
you may now find yourselves wondering,"WHY DEBBY??? WHY YOU MAKE POST ABOUT SEALS???" to this i can only answer:
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HERCULES HIDES FROM NO MAN!
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I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!