009 [audio]

[tanvirus]

[Locked to Kage // 30% unhackable]

Hey, Kage, got something I wanted to talk with you about. Any chance we could meet up somewhere?

[Locked to Herz // 30% unhackable]

This is out of the blue, and after earlier probably really bad timing, but d'you wanna hang out for a bit?

[Open to the boat at large]

All you kids survive your day in bondage

Comments

[ttlynotawizard]

Wish I'd been so lucky.

[Also he's ttly not reading your locked posts. Ttly.]

[tanvirus]

Oooh, got stuck answering questions, huh?

[Not that he would care if he knew, Remy! Nothing incriminating there!]

[ttlynotawizard]

Yeah. It didn't go exactly well. Had me wishing for the handcuffs.

[Which..you know, he would have done anyway.]

[tanvirus]

Shit. Sorry to hear that. If it's any consolation, it wasn't much of a picnic for me, either.

[Well. He got off easy, but.]

[ttlynotawizard]

A little bit, thanks.

[He's still pretty depressed about that among other things and his voice shows it.]

[tanvirus]

I'd offer to make you a drink, but you don't want that.

[Attempt at humor goes here.]

[ttlynotawizard]

[He scoffs]

Then you don't know me well enough yet.

[tanvirus]

Really? You drink poison? Because I try to mix something, and that's what you're gonna get.

[He's a fail in the kitchen, Remy. You don't want anything he'd make, unless it's instant oatmeal.]

[ttlynotawizard]

Hey now, I heard you open a mean bottle of beer.

[tanvirus]

Really? S'one hell of a rumor. Who told you that?

[ttlynotawizard]

Some bartender. He's supposed to know his stuff.

[tanvirus]

I dunno, man, you gotta watch what bartenders say. They're tricky bastards.

[Hope you can tell he's teasing, Remy.]

[ttlynotawizard]

This one seemed trustworthy enough. Seemed, anyway. I was pretty drunk at the time.

[Yay teasing funtime]

[tanvirus]

That's how they get you, man. You think you're having a good time, drinking and chatting and enjoying yourself and BAM. They get you with a hangover.

It's brutal, I'm telling you! Bartenders. They're vicious.

[ttlynotawizard]

A powerful weapon, that. Making you feel good all night then leaving you sore in the morning.

I know I'd want to be on a bartender's good side.

[tanvirus]

Y'know, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad.

Remind me to make nice with this ship's best bartender, yeah?