Jun 05, 2011 20:35
Finally found this old thing when I was digging out my notebook for OWLs. I definitely wasn't forking out the cash for a new one. You know how much these things cost? Honestly, it's highway robbery, that's what it is.
Anyway, there any parties happening over summer? I'm gonna be bored as anything at home. I won't even stand at the door and demand entry fee. Promise.
[Filtered to students]
Pity Quidditch is over. Would've loved to see Gryffindor get their ass kicked by us again but I suppose for those of you interested, the betting pool closed on 500 galleons, 100 sickles, 3 knuts and a button. Roughly the equivalent to 2059.44 pounds, 589526.97 yen and 5094.28 US in Muggle money.
Don't ask me about the button. I think the kid who gave it to me had some kind of retard syndrome.
As always, this money will be donated towards new Quidditch gear for next year, anonymously to Professor Dumbledore. Thank you for your gullibility support, Hogwarts, and goodnight.
[ooc: strikes unhackable]
student betting pool?,
witch with a capital b,
fees fees everywhere,
millions of fees