Stolen from Fark comments

[tanuki]

"Don't cha know, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Russia from my house. I watched moose eyes glitter in the dark by the Road to Nowhere. All those moments will be lost in time... like my brain cells during an interview... Time to die."

Comments

[cybaangel]

I've heard that tanuki fur is kind of ratty.

[tanuki]

Nope, it is soft, silky, and brushed often?

[onsenmark]

That would make sense with a little less sleep and a lot more caffeine.