Letter to Spambots
Dear Spambots,
Inspite of my ever increasing age, I do not need viagra, (even with 78% off Pfizer's price), nor do I need a wife (Russian, Thai or otherwise) - a housekeeper maybe but not a wife, nor do I need to be told about all the excitement I could be having with [insert product here], trust me, seeing Paul Dempsey after a month of comedy festival is about as much excitement as I can manage. Also, I don't believe you when you tell me that our computer is infected, old yes, infected probably not; or that I have won a major prize in a lottery I couldn't have entered because I live 12,000 miles away.
Hope you're having a lovely day,
Lots of love and kisses,
Tanuja
xx
PS Please to be sodding off.
Inspite of my ever increasing age, I do not need viagra, (even with 78% off Pfizer's price), nor do I need a wife (Russian, Thai or otherwise) - a housekeeper maybe but not a wife, nor do I need to be told about all the excitement I could be having with [insert product here], trust me, seeing Paul Dempsey after a month of comedy festival is about as much excitement as I can manage. Also, I don't believe you when you tell me that our computer is infected, old yes, infected probably not; or that I have won a major prize in a lottery I couldn't have entered because I live 12,000 miles away.
Hope you're having a lovely day,
Lots of love and kisses,
Tanuja
xx
PS Please to be sodding off.