Reality Takes It In The Ass

[tantrictorn]

Well last night i was still suffering the side effects of SOMEONES brillant idea to make special cake with special chocolat and adding special butter, with some happy pills and MJ delight. Did you know it only cost $2.50 to buy 5 uncooked eggs from Jack in the Box and only 15 minutes to explain to them why you want them without revealing that you're just really stoned. Well yesterday Christina finally called me back, made me smile a little of a lot. I tried to write an entry after i got off the phone with her but the computer screen kept melting so i couldn't figure out how to sing on. I meant sighn on. Shit i can't remember how to spell sign. Work is going to be too intresting today. So ANYWAY through the combined efforts of these following people; CorY: best friend and identical Christina: me ole yin-yang Jessica: new older friend who i have a crush on and several old friends from back in the day, i no longer have a near invisible self-esteem. Well i need to go try and level out my brain before work so i'm gonna go run water over my body in an attempt to become one with the water and then use my Aqua abilities to free the pricncess trapped in the Tower of Time just beyond the Desert of Desolation, through the Forest of Abomonation, just outside The Cavern of Damndation, just around the peaks of Mt. Misery, just a stones throw from that goddamnded cabbage patch, just behind the care bear village on the other end of the Rainbow of Blood. Then i will save the princess using the mighty tantric abilities that only I, the greatest can bring. She will twitch with joy as i break the evil spell of 'Virginty' and let my warm white love satisfy her bodies draught of desire. If she's lucky enough i will use a Lv. 99 Tongue Twister and spin her pleasure up a couple million notches. SHUT UP NOW I NEED TO MUST GO GET WET.

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