TARDIS-phone

[tantrauma]

Oh god, I love the Mattcave.
This is their fault.

Now I present to you: Telephone, Doctor Who season 5 style.
In response to THIS:


River:

Hello hello sweetie you called
I can't hear a thing

Doctor:

I have got no service
In the Pandorica, you say? say?
Wha-Wha-What did you say,
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy.

K-kinda busy (saving the universe)
K-kinda busy (saving the universe)
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy (saving the universe)

Just a second,
It's the Daleks, they're attacking today
And I cannot text you with
A sonic in my hand, eh
You shoulda made some plans with me,
You knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.

Stop callin', stop callin',
I'm trying to save the world!
I've got my TARDIS and my sonic but my mind is in a whirle
Stop callin', stop callin',
I'm trying to save the world!
I've got my TARDIS and my sonic but my mind is in a whirle

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop TARDIS-phonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy! (saving the universe)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop TARDIS-phonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want,
But the TARDIS is empty,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!
'cause I'm out traveling space,
And I'm tryin' to reach that place,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!

Call when you want,
But the TARDIS is empty,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!
'cause I'm out traveling space,
And I'm tryin' to reach that place,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!

Amy:

Rory, the way you blowin' up my phone
Won't make me remember no faster.
Put my coat no faster,
Leave the TARDIS no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
'Cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -
Sorry, I cannot answer!

Doctor:

Not that I don't like you,
I'm just saving this place.
And I am sick and tired
Of my phone r-ringing.

Rory:

Sometimes I feel like
I live in a crack of time and space.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls,
'Cause I'll be runnin'.

'Cause I'll be runnin'
'Cause I'll be runnin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'Cause I'll be runnin'!

ALL TOGETHER NOW, EVERYONE:

Stop callin', stop callin',
I'm trying to save the world!
I've got my TARDIS and my sonic but my mind is in a whirle
Stop callin', stop callin',
I'm trying to save the world!
I've got my TARDIS and my sonic but my mind is in a whirle

Stop callin', stop callin',
I'm trying to save the world!
I've got my TARDIS and my sonic but my mind is in a whirle
Stop callin', stop callin',
I'm trying to save the world!
I've got my TARDIS and my sonic but my mind is in a whirle

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop TARDIS-phonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy! (saving the universe)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop TARDIS-phonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want,
But the TARDIS is empty,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!
'Cause I'm out traveling space,
And I'm tryin' to reach that place,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!

Call when you want,
But the TARDIS is empty,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!
'cause I'm out traveling space,
And I'm tryin' to reach that place,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!

My TARDIS-phone!
M-m-my TARDIS-phone!
'cause I'm out traveling space,
And I'm tryin' to reach that place,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!

My TARDIS-phone!
M-m-my TARDIS-phone!
'cause I'm out traveling space,
And I'm tryin' to reach that place,
And I'm not gonna answer my TARDIS-phone!

Daleks:

We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service at this time.
Please check the number, or try your call again