Mai Nu El Jay!

Mar 15, 2005 16:26

Hahahaha...i hope i remember this username. hehehehe I better cuz I'm vox for my band Tantalus and we rock....course MSU battle of the bands is commin up this friday...goin out with Mary to see that....and she promised to whore me out so I can meet new people :) And I by new people I mean BOYS... hahaha nonono girls, of course....I DON'T WANNA STAY SINGLE ANY LONGER THAN I SHOULD!!! See...the thing about alex is....he can't stand being alone, heh, cuz alex requires lots of luvin' or else he'll die and his penis will rot and fall off from loneliness... nobody wants that to happen to me right??? RIIIGGHHHTT!?!?

Haha...first day I'm single and I'm already bitchin about it...how evil I am... but seriously...when you're tired of the shit that goes on and you still hang on cuz you think you're still in love... it gets hard. hard on the sleep, hard on the eyes, hard on the penis.....and really hard on the heart... I learned that it IS possible to be seriously hurt or die from a broken heart... Soooooo SOMEONE HURRY UP AND PICK THOSE PIECES UP AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER FOR ME....i hate being lonely... *sniff* poor me.

On the lighter note, hahaha, NICK'S GOING OUT WITH NICHOLAS KILPATRICK AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SEX TO AWESOME MUSIC FROM A CD MADE MY MOI! Ok, ok scratch the sex part, maybe...but kelly, you're gonna love this music I'm putting on. I hope you two will have an AWESOME TIME! Nick's been needing to be shown a good time for a while now....me too :'(

i skipped track practice today because I'm way tired and I feel really crappy...kinda like...like...a fever or something...i'm supposed to be captian too! DOUBLE YOO TEA EFF!? Oh man...i wonder if that chick from Lumen christi is gonna come look for me again like last year, HAHA...she's like 2 feet tall, but still...cute :)

Wow...I feel like a girl for typing so much in an LJ... So I'll stop now and...shave my legs...

KELLY VENUS GILLETTE WORKS BETTER THAN SHICK INTUITION!!! STOP USING SHICK, DAMMIT!!

Laytaz.
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