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the weather should be predicted by monkies with darts. Just give them a dartboard and some darts and have them throw the darts at the numbers. 'well the monkey got 4, 5, and 50...so that's 59. The monkey says 59 will be the high today. that way when the weather isn't 59, you can honestly go 'well, what do we expect the weather was predicted by monkies'?" - Lewis Black on the weather channel (not word-for-word)
"Reznor. Died. Said 'fist fuck' and won a Grammy." - Trent Reznor on what his epitaph should be (word-for word)
"Reznor. Died. Said 'fist fuck' and won a Grammy." - Trent Reznor on what his epitaph should be (word-for word)