Sweet Nickeloden quotes
This is going to be an absolutely worthless update. Nothing but quotes from Nickelodeon shows.
"Wooden legs...Wooden arms... WOODEN EYES, TOO!"
"Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The End."
"Arr, and then, I heard a scream so loud it could be heard down in Davy Jones' locker. Mickey Dolenz's locker too, and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkees had lockers..."
"Chuck? Leon? Is my sausage skitzu ready? Chuuuck? Leeooon!"
Stimpy: "And I want a bike, and a Betsy-Wets-Herself doll, and a CHEE-Z Bake Oven, and a Pulpy the Pup doll, and a jillion army men, and a... Ooh!"
Ren: "Get down from there! That's not Santy Claus! It's a memorial."
Stimpy: "A memorial? "I didn't know Santy Claus was... DEAD!
Ren: "You are so stupid."
Stimpy: "Am I?"
Ren: "EEDIOT! Don't you recognize President William P. Fillmore when you see him?!"
"Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
"It's a giraffe!"
Timmy: I wish I had cheeks of steel!
Wanda: I hope you mean your face.
Customer: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No, this is Patrick.
"The cow goes "moo". The duck goes "quack". The politician goes "I don't recall"
"Passengers will refrain from KILLING MY SOUL!"
"We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
"Go to your room! And don't come out until you learn respect for other people's property... or welding skills! Whatever comes first!"
"Had to make room for the CUPCAKE!"
Angelica: After all, I'm playing the most dangerous game of all!
Chuckie: Musical Chairs?
Angelica: No, dummy! Love!
"....Candy bars made entirely of sawdust..."
Zim: I am here, Dib worm, and I have sold over 1.2 million revolting candy units! I am prepared to receive the power of the mystery prize! GIVE TO ZIM!
Ms. Bitters: Well, this has never happened before. Zim, your prize is... Your prize is nothing. There is no mystery prize. They just made it up to make kids work harder for no money.
Zim: Eh?
Ms. Bitters: As a consolation, here's some tuna.
Zim: CURSE YOU POOP DOG!!! CUUUURSE YOOOOOUUUUU!!!
"I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of!"
"Everybody's got a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"Mommy's ears are not a toy, Tommy."
"Once upon a time there was a bunny who needed some friends and found some friends and everyone was happy. The End."
Boris: Why don't you turn on the Sesame Seed for them to watch?
Minka: What am I, your servant girl? Why don't you turn on the Sesame Seed?
Boris: I can't. I'm too old.
Minka: I'm old too.
Boris: But I'm older.
Minka: By 2 weeks!
Boris: It was a leap year!
Minka: Leap year, schmeap year! Now go turn on the Seed!
"Wow! That's one bodacious load!"
"I got diaper rash down to my knees."
And last but not least... the undisputed KING of Nickeloden quotes...
"I got ALL the numbers..."
"Wooden legs...Wooden arms... WOODEN EYES, TOO!"
"Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The End."
"Arr, and then, I heard a scream so loud it could be heard down in Davy Jones' locker. Mickey Dolenz's locker too, and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkees had lockers..."
"Chuck? Leon? Is my sausage skitzu ready? Chuuuck? Leeooon!"
Stimpy: "And I want a bike, and a Betsy-Wets-Herself doll, and a CHEE-Z Bake Oven, and a Pulpy the Pup doll, and a jillion army men, and a... Ooh!"
Ren: "Get down from there! That's not Santy Claus! It's a memorial."
Stimpy: "A memorial? "I didn't know Santy Claus was... DEAD!
Ren: "You are so stupid."
Stimpy: "Am I?"
Ren: "EEDIOT! Don't you recognize President William P. Fillmore when you see him?!"
"Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
"It's a giraffe!"
Timmy: I wish I had cheeks of steel!
Wanda: I hope you mean your face.
Customer: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No, this is Patrick.
"The cow goes "moo". The duck goes "quack". The politician goes "I don't recall"
"Passengers will refrain from KILLING MY SOUL!"
"We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
"Go to your room! And don't come out until you learn respect for other people's property... or welding skills! Whatever comes first!"
"Had to make room for the CUPCAKE!"
Angelica: After all, I'm playing the most dangerous game of all!
Chuckie: Musical Chairs?
Angelica: No, dummy! Love!
"....Candy bars made entirely of sawdust..."
Zim: I am here, Dib worm, and I have sold over 1.2 million revolting candy units! I am prepared to receive the power of the mystery prize! GIVE TO ZIM!
Ms. Bitters: Well, this has never happened before. Zim, your prize is... Your prize is nothing. There is no mystery prize. They just made it up to make kids work harder for no money.
Zim: Eh?
Ms. Bitters: As a consolation, here's some tuna.
Zim: CURSE YOU POOP DOG!!! CUUUURSE YOOOOOUUUUU!!!
"I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of!"
"Everybody's got a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"Mommy's ears are not a toy, Tommy."
"Once upon a time there was a bunny who needed some friends and found some friends and everyone was happy. The End."
Boris: Why don't you turn on the Sesame Seed for them to watch?
Minka: What am I, your servant girl? Why don't you turn on the Sesame Seed?
Boris: I can't. I'm too old.
Minka: I'm old too.
Boris: But I'm older.
Minka: By 2 weeks!
Boris: It was a leap year!
Minka: Leap year, schmeap year! Now go turn on the Seed!
"Wow! That's one bodacious load!"
"I got diaper rash down to my knees."
And last but not least... the undisputed KING of Nickeloden quotes...
"I got ALL the numbers..."