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"Billy Lee’s girlfriend got beat up and kidnapped! Now he’s got to go on a killing spree to get her back. Well, you fight a bunch of people and they disappear after they’ve taken too much damage."
And yes, that amazing description was given to the arcade/NES classic Double Dragon. Wow...
"Barrages of enemies pour through doors in a game show of life and death. Your objective: survive the marauderous onslaught and win fabulous prizes such as cash and toasters! Wow, what a deal!"
In the words of Tenchi...... "OHHHHHHHHHH!!" Yeah, Smash TV..... SMASH TV. BEST.GAME.EVER.
I really don't even know why I made this update, but either way. Those are two great quotes. And if you see sometime and we start fighting, please don't dissappear if you've taken "too much damage." Just tell me to stop punching you in your face.
And yes, that amazing description was given to the arcade/NES classic Double Dragon. Wow...
"Barrages of enemies pour through doors in a game show of life and death. Your objective: survive the marauderous onslaught and win fabulous prizes such as cash and toasters! Wow, what a deal!"
In the words of Tenchi...... "OHHHHHHHHHH!!" Yeah, Smash TV..... SMASH TV. BEST.GAME.EVER.
I really don't even know why I made this update, but either way. Those are two great quotes. And if you see sometime and we start fighting, please don't dissappear if you've taken "too much damage." Just tell me to stop punching you in your face.