*snort*
On the twelfth day of Christmas, tanngrisnir sent to me...
Twelve politics drumming
Eleven films piping
Ten chillies a-leaping
Nine anaesthetics cooking
Eight redheads a-scalpting
Seven books a-writing
Six movies a-networking
Five bla-a-a-ack books
Four vinyl records
Three hugo awards
Two running moots
...and a witchcraft in a polyamory.