Freestyle Competition!!!!!!!!!

[tannersaurusrex]

Special thanks to liz for bring the freestyle idea to my attention once again. I recently hosted a pop freestyle competition. ALl contestants dont know that they are contestants and i imed them with the same intro. what comes after is there natural response. You vote tell me who the winner is.

Contestant : LIZ!!!

penxvkid: Free Style Competition!!!
penxvkid: bring it girl!
liz is tough: okay...
liz is tough: ahem
liz is tough: what should i rap about?
liz is tough: how great i am
liz is tough: okay
penxvkid: hear i'll turn up your mic
liz is tough: readddyyy.
penxvkid: i'm about to drop the bass
penxvkid: duh duh da duh
penxvkid: duh duh da duh
liz is tough: wha wha...
liz is tough: it's clear that i'm white
liz is tough: and that i reside in the suburbs
liz is tough: the only murders i commit
liz is tough: are on my mic with some adverbs
penxvkid: hhahahahahahahahahahah
liz is tough: it's about to get served and i feel it's deserved
liz is tough: never stoppin these lyrics till im leavin this earth
liz is tough: but it wasn't my choice to pick this format
liz is tough: now, i changed my mind and i'm making you my doormat
penxvkid: oh shit AHAHHAAH
liz is tough: walkin on these so called geniuses, generic penises
liz is tough: place me one rank higher then these kings and queeneses (HAHA QUEENESES?!?!)
penxvkid: hahahaha
liz is tough: you better know i'm the best and my thoughts will be accepted
liz is tough: better be ten feet tall if you think im leaving her rejected.
liz is tough: WHAT

Contestant ADAM!!!!

penxvkid: ok its your turn to freestyle
penxvkid: here i'll turn your mic up
penxvkid: i'm about to drop the bass
penxvkid: duh duh da duh
penxvkid: duh duh da duh
PiTBoSS NJHC: ok...lemme feel it...
penxvkid: ok go!
PiTBoSS NJHC: cmon
PiTBoSS NJHC: what?
PiTBoSS NJHC: what?
PiTBoSS NJHC: here we go
PiTBoSS NJHC: niggers copin madd base
PiTBoSS NJHC: eyes red from rape mace
PiTBoSS NJHC: drinkin 40's off the rooftop
PiTBoSS NJHC: shootin dinner with my slingshot
PiTBoSS NJHC: this crack pipe is my way out
PiTBoSS NJHC: camden ya'll...stand up and shout
PiTBoSS NJHC: C
PiTBoSS NJHC: to tha
PiTBoSS NJHC: M
PiTBoSS NJHC: to tha
PiTBoSS NJHC: D
PiTBoSS NJHC: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
PiTBoSS NJHC: word is born.

Contestant 3: Sarah

penxvkid: ok hit it!!!
tearsFromFalling: christ im shootin blanks.
tearsFromFalling: robbin banks slappin asses.
tearsFromFalling: bringin my shit to the masses.
tearsFromFalling: all i got.
penxvkid: hahah ok

Contestant : Thom (Gunn) Mcdonnel
penxvkid: ok its freestyle time
penxvkid: here ill turn your mike up
penxvkid: i'm about to drop the bass
penxvkid: duh duh da duh
penxvkid: duh duh da duh
penxvkid: ok hit it!
StanSmithMD: tall kid hit you in your mutha fuckin face with spam
StanSmithMD: uh
StanSmithMD: her i come
StanSmithMD: and i'll blind ya in the muthafuckin dirt clod and i'll find ya
StanSmithMD: uh smash it on ya head
StanSmithMD: drop dead
StanSmithMD: what's rockin is bear claw
StanSmithMD: on a tin can
StanSmithMD: i'll kick you in your ass with a muthafuckin spade!
penxvkid: uh uhh keep it comin
StanSmithMD: buh buh buh
StanSmithMD: duh
StanSmithMD: tink tink
StanSmithMD: da dum
StanSmithMD: da da
StanSmithMD: swish swish swish
StanSmithMD: i'm makin mils lef' n' right
StanSmithMD: that's all i got

All contestants had no idea they were competing. and the raps were written in real time i watch them so that not to much time past before each. i allowed for like 5- 10 sec pauses. Now vote!!