From the mouth of me
"I'm a good person, and I got hit by a car yesterday."
"Your name is Ruby? Is that short for Rubella?"
"Tell me if I'm wrong but I think you can 'play the spoons'. I know the type."
Aquaintance: "Hey Tim, did you hear I'm getting married!?"
Me: "Whyy??!"
"Saving lives? I think it's more accurate to say my job is 'saving butts'."
"Your name is Ruby? Is that short for Rubella?"
"Tell me if I'm wrong but I think you can 'play the spoons'. I know the type."
Aquaintance: "Hey Tim, did you hear I'm getting married!?"
Me: "Whyy??!"
"Saving lives? I think it's more accurate to say my job is 'saving butts'."