Teddy Dogg
Let it be known that I'm doing this for me... I'm going to prove that Snoop Dogg is actually Teddy Roosevelt by listing the following "facts". I only made up one of the "facts". I've sunken so far in my own depravity I can't tell which one it was. I swear everything else is true. Oh and I'm convinced that my methods do in fact prove that Teddy Dogg is fo shizzle.
- Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest president in U.S. history (Inaugurated at 42 years old).
- The likeness of Dr. "Eggman" Robotnik (Arch-nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog) was based on Teddy Roosevelt and his name came from the Beatle's song "I am the Walrus". http://ghz.emulationzone.org/sonic/son1/son1.html
- Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant.
- Stiffness and pain after running is not caused by lactic acid, but muscle damage.
http://www.time-to-run.com/theabc/lactic.htm
- The world record for the 100 meter sprint is 9.77 sec, set by Asafa Powell of Jamaica in 2005, comparable to 36.72 km/hr (~23 mph).
- A badminton shuttle can reach speeds of up to 332 km/hr (206 mph).
- The space shuttle Challenger exploded in January, 1986, due to public disdain over a change in a popular beverage the year before (see next bullet).
- In 1985, Coca-Cola was replaced by New Coke, and this stirred up such a controversy in a few months that the company reinstated their former product under the alias "Coca-Cola Classic".
- An ingredient of Coca Cola is made from the leftover coca from medicinal cocaine (ie: novacaine).
- Pope Leo XIII awarded a Vatican gold medal to Vin Mariani(wine mixed with cocaine), and also appeared on a poster endorsing it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani
- Pope Benedict has denounced the papal title of "Patriarch of the West", which traditionally is listed before the title of "Primate of Italy". http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=65346
- In "Planet of the Apes", Charleston Heston is attacked by an army of equestrian apes.
- In 1949, when José Figueres Ferrer abolished the army, Costa Rica became the first democratic country to operate without a military.
- In Costa Rica the #1 cause of sloth mortality is from sloths getting into electrical lines.
- Avocados are believed to have been proliferated by giant ground sloths defecating their pits.
- Avocados are also known as "Alligator pears".
- Dachshunds (aka Wiener dogs) look alot like little furry alligators.
- Snoop Dogg's real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr.
- Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest president in U.S. history (Inaugurated at 42 years old).
- The likeness of Dr. "Eggman" Robotnik (Arch-nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog) was based on Teddy Roosevelt and his name came from the Beatle's song "I am the Walrus". http://ghz.emulationzone.org/sonic/son1/son1.html
- Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant.
- Stiffness and pain after running is not caused by lactic acid, but muscle damage.
http://www.time-to-run.com/theabc/lactic.htm
- The world record for the 100 meter sprint is 9.77 sec, set by Asafa Powell of Jamaica in 2005, comparable to 36.72 km/hr (~23 mph).
- A badminton shuttle can reach speeds of up to 332 km/hr (206 mph).
- The space shuttle Challenger exploded in January, 1986, due to public disdain over a change in a popular beverage the year before (see next bullet).
- In 1985, Coca-Cola was replaced by New Coke, and this stirred up such a controversy in a few months that the company reinstated their former product under the alias "Coca-Cola Classic".
- An ingredient of Coca Cola is made from the leftover coca from medicinal cocaine (ie: novacaine).
- Pope Leo XIII awarded a Vatican gold medal to Vin Mariani(wine mixed with cocaine), and also appeared on a poster endorsing it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani
- Pope Benedict has denounced the papal title of "Patriarch of the West", which traditionally is listed before the title of "Primate of Italy". http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=65346
- In "Planet of the Apes", Charleston Heston is attacked by an army of equestrian apes.
- In 1949, when José Figueres Ferrer abolished the army, Costa Rica became the first democratic country to operate without a military.
- In Costa Rica the #1 cause of sloth mortality is from sloths getting into electrical lines.
- Avocados are believed to have been proliferated by giant ground sloths defecating their pits.
- Avocados are also known as "Alligator pears".
- Dachshunds (aka Wiener dogs) look alot like little furry alligators.
- Snoop Dogg's real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr.