oh HELLS to the NO

[tankgreen]

okay, so about 2 weeks ago, i noticed that i had mysteriously put on 20lbs. i couldn't figure it out as i have stayed at the 123lb mark for years and years now.

well, i was just reading pandoradea's LJ and i see that she has magically got 20lbs fatter too and i also see that she is craving a luna bar.if she is craving a luna bar it means she eats

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here's what you wanted. REVEL.

[ms_kayla]

dear, i put on weight because i am hypothyroid. i had been checked for hypothyroid periodically for years because of other conditions i have that mimic the symptoms of it. early 2003, i mysteriously put on 10 pounds within a few weeks, went to the dr and lo and behold, my thyroid levels were elevated far beyond the normal range. it had nothing to do with luna bars.

if you are eating even as few as 200 more calories a day (which you would be if you were eating a luna bar every day), you can gain weight...i think most things i've read say 10 pounds in a year. just because i was craving one does not mean that i ate them often. also, i don't think you'd just out of the blue notice that you gained 20 pounds. i think you would've noticed you were getting bigger long before when your clothes began to fit tightly.

you called me a "fat wench". that is extremely rude.

your journal was started in november.

you have no information about yourself or interests listed.

your account is free.

you have only one user icon and it's not of your face.

you have a whopping 9 journal entries, none of which are of any substance.

hence, my conclusion is this: i have been slapped in the face by a fucking troll because i have yet to make all my entries friends-only. thanks for the motivation to do that.

if you're going to do this shit, at least try a bit harder to NOT look like you're a complete fake.

Oh my...it wasnt supposed to be like this at all....

[kodefendant]

pandoradea...I think you reaallly mistook Tank's sentiment in her response to your post. I know her, and for a fact, it is not even in her character to offend anyone.

Her website is http://www.tankgreen.com. She is a real person NOT a troll, NOT an apparition..you gotta believe me, she didn't mean to hurt your feelings!!

She's a BRIT. Their humoUr is skewed, and their teeth are bad!

[ms_kayla]

i went to the website and i have to say i was pleasantly surprised. she's still a freak though. i don't know...i think i'm too serious for her. ; ) i'll go back and read that, but the LJ is just not exciting. it's more irritating that anything with the silly one or two-sentence posts.

how do you know her?

oh dear

[tankgreen]

i am sorry i offended you, i'm just in a very happy mood today and have thrown seriousness out the window. i was attempting to Relate™ and all i have succeeded in doing is provoking an angsty emotion. the road to hell as they say...

note to self: LJ is ONLY for the really, really serious peoples in all the worldeseseseses.

[ms_kayla]

i'm reluctant to believe you, however, i nearly choked on my foot just this morning by commenting that a coworker's family member looked unhealthy and pasty in a picture, so i can sorta Relate™. she was offended by my comment even though i meant no harm in it. it tends to happen when you are in a silly mood and others aren't. that incident killed my good mood for the day and turned me quite serious. if you aren't a troll, you must be the silliest person i've ever come across. are you always like this?

we neeeeeds it

[tankgreen]

i am always like this unless i am not like this. its all about the need of the preciouseseses at that moment in time. i am glad you are not so flaming hot and mad anymore.

I WANNA YELL SOME LOUD FUNNY WORDS TOO!

[thegiftofchange]

Baby, what did we talk about earlier about cultivating your goofiness? I checked out the site too, and I found her to be more funny "what the?" than anything else. My foot has been dry for a while, so please gimme a call so I can say something stupid like "Do you plan to leave your hair like that all day?" and then you can say " WHAT?!!!" and then I can make my 'OH' face and we can put all of this behind us, what do you say?

(I do love your hair by the way, don't leave me!)

[ms_kayla]

that was so very WHAT THE that i don't even know what to say! i can totally see you doing the OH face!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i don't know...i need to go see this website. she's kinda weird, i think. but i know, i do need to get in touch with my goofy side. it's just hard when i'm supposed to be WORKING. (sigh)

Wheeeeeee!

[thegiftofchange]

Here's a fun thing to try (trust me I know): Take a post-it note and draw a big eyepatch on it and put it over your left eye or you can take some white-out (or a magic marker if your skin is too light) and put tow lines on your right cheek and one on your left cheek and watch the office hillarity ensue.

YES

[tankgreen]

we loveseses it when we are talked about in third personseseseses.

Cool

[thegiftofchange]

I also like to speak my inner monologue as well, which never helped when I tried to plan my revenge on anybody. I blame that on the Georgia public school system along with that twitch I have when I eat cauliflower. Now I must go stage a one man march to the water cooler to drive my point to my colleagues here, SI ME GUSTA GATOS!