MY CAR
Ok..I fell asleep at the wheel last night and resulted in KILLING two mail boxes and I don't mean the ones that are on like a dainty little stick I mean like concrete cubes of mailboxes and the verizon fios for the entire area of plano..oh and completely injuring my car. This is my FIRST..FIRST accident EVER. I am such a good driver really I am and the proof is that I've never had anything bad happen. Well all I can say besides being extremely embarrassed and mad at myself is I AM SORRY CAR I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU..thank you for protecting me and not killing me. I will spoil you so much whenever you are returned to me I promise.
Also my neighbors are the fucking nicest people in the entire world..TEXAS= HAPPY SWEET KIND PEOPLE..imagine if this happened in NY...OMFG I'd be sued 6 different ways I swear. But both of the neighbors who no longer have mailboxes were very sweet and kind to me. Although I feel like the second neighbor could have um...well he answered his door in boxers..ONLY BOXERS. I saw him what like 3 hours before hand with clothing on..it was awkward trying to explain to him what I was trying to give him when..I could see everything. It looked like he had a erection..SO BAD SO BAD..thankfully he's older and has a woman and I'm not interested in indian men.
OK IM DONE now time to face my father again who is handling this considerably well. yay dad.
oh I should mention cuz I'm sure some of you will send me messages of this sort:
I AM FINE, NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME. I am as healthy as Alyssa can be. Thanks for the concern.
Also my neighbors are the fucking nicest people in the entire world..TEXAS= HAPPY SWEET KIND PEOPLE..imagine if this happened in NY...OMFG I'd be sued 6 different ways I swear. But both of the neighbors who no longer have mailboxes were very sweet and kind to me. Although I feel like the second neighbor could have um...well he answered his door in boxers..ONLY BOXERS. I saw him what like 3 hours before hand with clothing on..it was awkward trying to explain to him what I was trying to give him when..I could see everything. It looked like he had a erection..SO BAD SO BAD..thankfully he's older and has a woman and I'm not interested in indian men.
OK IM DONE now time to face my father again who is handling this considerably well. yay dad.
oh I should mention cuz I'm sure some of you will send me messages of this sort:
I AM FINE, NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME. I am as healthy as Alyssa can be. Thanks for the concern.