Sep 14, 2006 16:11
I've had a really fucked day...
1-woke up and argued with devon for 5minutes (7:30am)
2-have my horrible cold that makes me wanna punch myself in the fucking crotch
3-Got a shitty stomache ache during 1st hour
4-sat in sourmilk in 1st hour
5-went down to the bathroom started pulling down my pants, belt buckle snags my undies RIPS THE MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT IN HALF...during 1st hour
6-Go home turn on my hair straightener take a shower...get out of the shower go downstairs. im in my room naked sitting on the floor trying to find my mascara...move my ass...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...sit on my burning hot straightener bare assed.
7- get up holding my ass "MOTHER FUCKER, GOD DAMNIT, FUCCK, FUCK ME, SHIT, MOTHER FUCK, FUCK" go over to my undies drawer all pissed off yank it open grab a pair of undies and slam it....with my thumb still in it.
8-"MOTHER FUCKER,GOD DAMNIT, FUUUCCKK, FUCK ME, SHIT, MOTHER FUCK"
9- go back to school. find sam in the wrong place...threaten to "break her fucking neck"...sent home for the rest of the day because mr B didnt want me to kick her ass and then not be able to graduate this year...he said find her outside of school.
10-went home....11:30am
that was the first...4 hours of my day...fucking wonderful RIGHT?!