#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

[tank_rockarms]

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[frecklexplosion]

[Cue Jeff A-WALKIN' IN THE DOOR]

...Uh.

[tank_rockarms]

::Cue Max sitting at Jeff's desk, hunched over like some terrible giant in front of a baby's computer::

::There's a horrible jumble of computer parts against one wall::

Hey, I'm usin' your computer. Sorry I didn't ask, but I sorta broke mine.

[frecklexplosion]

I can see that.

[BUT WHAT IF MAX BREAKS HIS TOO.]

What happened?

[tank_rockarms]

I threw it across the room.

::HE'S AN UNHINGED MADMAN, YOU CANNOT TRUST HIM::

[frecklexplosion]

Yeah, well, that usually will break them. [Man he already has to deal with FALCON DETENTION so his patience is wearing thin in general.]

Uh... S-sorry. I guess I'm being a little rude. I could probably fix it, or at least use some of the parts to make a new one... [He kneels by the carnage to determine what's salvageable.] At least it didn't go all the way through the wall...

[tank_rockarms]

If you think you can fix it, you can try, but it sorta looks... busted to me.

::typetypetypetypetype::

[frecklexplosion]

I've handled worse before! Don't worry, I'm good at this kind of stuff, but it'll probably take a few days. [By which he means nights.]

[tank_rockarms]

If you say so. Thanks for tryin' anyway, even if you can't get it workin' again. I mean, I'm pretty sure that the... gigahertz... is all busted or whatever.

::He has no idea what he's saying::

[frecklexplosion]

[LET'S JUST. LEAVE TECHNOBABBLE TO THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, MAX.]