Which ones are you having the most problems with? Or... is it just all of them in general? Sadly the person beyond the fourth wall is even worse than Max.
::The man at the counter remembers Max. He begins silently weeping to himself as he rings them up for not nearly enough money to cover whatever it is that Max is eating::
::Max goes and gets like five plates worth of food to begin with and drinks to accompany. Huh. Doesn't this seem. Familiar.::
[Yeah this is. A pretty familiar scenario. Bulba pays too much for his small portion. He cranes his neck around the establishment, seeing if perhaps he recognizes any of the people that had been their a year ago. Oh boy.
Bulba has acquired two small salads of leafy and fruity varieties. He also has a glass of apple juice. He was actually sorta hungry today.]
[Yeah hold that thought. Alright he's back with a glass of milk and is greeted to the sight of a million dead animals. AKA no more animals. Because they are dead.
He will thoughtfully chew on a piece of cantaloupe before answering. The trick here is to be completely nonchalant about this.]
Uh. I kind of pulled a petal out. [Pause.] ... That's not really accurate. I sort of more ripped part of one off more than pulled it out all the way.
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Hey, Max.
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::Stupid physics homework.::
We're takin' my tank.
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[Locking the door up, let's get going to the mystical world of tanks.]
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::And then they were at a tank it was amazing.::
Get in.
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[Awwww yeah the tank. He's in!]
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::Vroom vroom here we go drivin' down the road beep beep::
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[Aww yeah drivin in the tank this is always so cool honk honk.]
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::BEEP. BEEP.::
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[HONK HONK HONK.
Are we there yet.]
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You are there::
Alright, let's get in and get somethin' to eat.
::The man at the counter remembers Max. He begins silently weeping to himself as he rings them up for not nearly enough money to cover whatever it is that Max is eating::
::Max goes and gets like five plates worth of food to begin with and drinks to accompany. Huh. Doesn't this seem. Familiar.::
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Bulba has acquired two small salads of leafy and fruity varieties. He also has a glass of apple juice. He was actually sorta hungry today.]
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::A million bites::
::A million dead animals::
So, uh. What. Happened.
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[THOUGH MAYBE HE SHOULD. TRY IT.]
I'll try it though.
[Yeah hold that thought. Alright he's back with a glass of milk and is greeted to the sight of a million dead animals. AKA no more animals. Because they are dead.
He will thoughtfully chew on a piece of cantaloupe before answering. The trick here is to be completely nonchalant about this.]
Uh. I kind of pulled a petal out. [Pause.] ... That's not really accurate. I sort of more ripped part of one off more than pulled it out all the way.
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YOU WHAT.
::Oh there's that indoors voice again.::
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