Dec 10, 2004 15:52
I'm voting for crazy racist santa in 2008.
Today i was sitting in english, taking a test over "The Stranger" by Camus then I hear yelling. I figured it was Mr. Whitt yelling at kids because first hour is his planning period, and that's what he likes to do. But then I heard "DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!" yelled quite loudly, and had to investigate.
Upon leaning out the window, I saw a man with a long white beard (real), a bigger belly, golashes, and a santa hat. He was wearing 2 signs (one on his front, one on the back) and carrying two others. The sign on his front said "ENGLISH ONLY", and on the back said "CLOSE THE BORDERS". The other two i couldn't read then, but I saw them later on. At lunch I talked to him (he had been asked to leave for disrupting classes, but told he could come back at lunch when there weren't as many in session) and found out that his other signs were about United States oil drilling in other countries. And that he is running for president in 2008. It was amazing. Apparently, before he was asked to leave, kids (including Baby Taylor) joined him in front of the school between classes and had a mini-revolution. It was glorious. And while I failed to take pictures, the journalism department in our school got plenty. Needless to say, he is now the background on many of the journalism computers.
It may be four years from now, but my first presidential vote will not be going to waste.