Might as well give 'er a try.
Name: Melissa
Age: 22
Location: Windsor, VT at the moment.
Favorite bands: I have tons, but my current favorite are: 45 Grave, X ray Spex, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Clan of Xymox, Skinny Puppy, The Dead Boys, David Bowie, Joy Division, Iggy and the Stooges, The Germs, Christian Death, The Cramps, The Damned, and much more.
Sexual preference: Bi-sexual.
Hobbies: Painting, drawing, collages, DIY Clothing, taking care of animals, Photography, reading, etc. Here's some examples of my work:
A short story: Once upon a time, my boyfriend Steve and I were having sex and using my digital camera to tape it. About a week later, I was uploading it onto Steven's family computer completely forgetting about the movies. Well, the computer began to freeze up and that's when I realized the incriminating videos existed, but it was too late. Just as the computer began playing them, Steven's father and little eight year old brother walked through the door. I should mention that the computer was right in the livingroom, where everyone could see it. The computer was still frozen so I couldn't click out of it. Just as they were about to walk into the room I shut off the monitor. I was lucky, all it would've taken is for one of them to look in my direction and they would see it. The computer eventually unfroze by the time I turned on the screen again. And that's how pornography almost ruined my life.
Weapon of choice: My knife, a tazer.
Transportation device of choice: My '92 ford tempo named Tarquin.
Favorite food: I don't really have one. I like pizza and chicken a lot though.
How much drugs?: Not much anymore. I'm on suboxone for opiate maintenance because I am an opiate addict. I still use it on occasion. I quit pot, though. I also smoke cigarettes, drink, and take abilify and trazodone for my Bipolar disorder.
Favorite movie/s: Susperia, Control, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Evil Dead Trilogy, American History X, The Breakfast Club, Pan's Labirinth, The Filth and the Fury, Sid and Nancy, Ed Wood, Cannibal Holocaust, The Last House on the Left (the original).
What is Your most prized possession AND WHY: They're not possessions, but my pets. They help keep me sane.
Who's your favorite philosopher/feminist/wise person: Anais Nin, because she did a lot for women and their sexuality, and I admire her writing style.
If you could get drunk with one person, dead or alive, who would it be: Hunter S. Thompson.
If you had a tank, how would you paint/decorate it?: I'd collage it up with newspaper and splash paint on it.
How did you discover Tank Girl?: An old friend was a fan, so I checked it out and decided I loved the comics and her. I didn't like the movie much, though.
What magazine did Tank Girl originally appear in?: According to my Tank Girl One graphic novel, it was Deadline.
Tank Girl comics you own or have read: Graphic novels 1 and 2, and The Oddessy.
Name a few of Tank Girl's many friends: Sub Girl, Jet Girl, Booga, Camp Koala...
Would you fuck a kangaroo?: I don't think so. They're rather rough in real life.
How tank girl really got her tank: I'd say she stole it, but technically she didn't return it.
Why should you be accepted: Because I love and know about Tank Girl, and am a real fan.
Why you want to be accepted: Again, because I love Tank Girl. Plus you girls are mighty hot.
Pictures
I just think that one looks cool, heh.