Things that I've learned today:
I learned today that being a fan of Twilight, to any degree, renders me many things I had not previously considered myself before. So apparently I am:
--a hopeless romantic, ruined by what I can't possibly understand is fiction
--an idiot who has nothing better to do than salivate over movie stars such as Robert Pattison
--an uneducated fool who knows nothing about literature
--against women's rights
--for teenage pregnancy
--of the belief that women need men to survive
--immature, ugly, and out to ruin Anne Rice's "true" rendition of vampires
It's kind of strange, really. I thought I was simply giving into a silly indulgence and enjoying a girl-y, cheesy novel.
Huh. Sorry to all of you that I have hurt by reading Twilight.
--a hopeless romantic, ruined by what I can't possibly understand is fiction
--an idiot who has nothing better to do than salivate over movie stars such as Robert Pattison
--an uneducated fool who knows nothing about literature
--against women's rights
--for teenage pregnancy
--of the belief that women need men to survive
--immature, ugly, and out to ruin Anne Rice's "true" rendition of vampires
It's kind of strange, really. I thought I was simply giving into a silly indulgence and enjoying a girl-y, cheesy novel.
Huh. Sorry to all of you that I have hurt by reading Twilight.