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All right, so if you asked for a couple of jalapenos on your sandwich, how many would you mean? Two, right? Because a couple is TWO!
A guy came in today and asked for a couple of jalapenos. So I put two on. And he said "Only two?" And I said "...That's what a couple is." And he was like *condescending tone* "A couple is three." So I put another on his sandwich, and didn't say anything. But OH MY GOD, if you're at fault because you asked for a couple and wanted more than that, don't try to act like I'm the stupid one by making a completely lackwit statement of non-fact! It's like the people who look at me like I'm half-witted when I ask whether they want the orange cheddar or the white cheddar when they ask for the "normal cheddar." Half the people mean one, half the other. And god help you if you try to explain why you're asking, because like, oh my god, you guys, it's aaawwwwbviousleh whichever one they wanted, regardless of whatever the previous people may have meant.
I hate stupid people who think they aren't stupid, and who think I'm stupid because I can't understand what they, in their stupidity, are trying to say!
I shouldn't work with knives....=P
A guy came in today and asked for a couple of jalapenos. So I put two on. And he said "Only two?" And I said "...That's what a couple is." And he was like *condescending tone* "A couple is three." So I put another on his sandwich, and didn't say anything. But OH MY GOD, if you're at fault because you asked for a couple and wanted more than that, don't try to act like I'm the stupid one by making a completely lackwit statement of non-fact! It's like the people who look at me like I'm half-witted when I ask whether they want the orange cheddar or the white cheddar when they ask for the "normal cheddar." Half the people mean one, half the other. And god help you if you try to explain why you're asking, because like, oh my god, you guys, it's aaawwwwbviousleh whichever one they wanted, regardless of whatever the previous people may have meant.
I hate stupid people who think they aren't stupid, and who think I'm stupid because I can't understand what they, in their stupidity, are trying to say!
I shouldn't work with knives....=P