I'll see you on the Vernshoite of the Snyde
BIGGGG BATTA BOOM QUIZ!
Off NOah's Journal
RANDOM JIBBA JABBA
Your full name
Anis Homayoon Hoffman
age
15
sex:
male
location:
Greensboro, NC
occupation:
Working my ass off at school for the stupid bitches who act like I don't do shoite.
hair couler
Blackish Brown?
eye couler
Brown
do you wear rings?
Neve.
how about nailvarnish?Do you wear that?
Ew. I don't think so.
whats your dads name?
David.
Do you like it?
MMm yes his name means "beloved" and my name means "Companion of the Beloved" completely on accident.
what couler socks do you have on?
Smart Wool Colour.
do you pick your nose?
Use-a-tish.
then after do you wipe it on something thats moving?
hahahah WHAT?
THIS OR THAT
orange or pinapple:
Pineapple.
fruit or vegtibles:
fruit
black or white:
White
clean or dirty:
Clean
cold or hot:
Hot
boggies or snot:
What's a boggy. I don't like snot. I don't understand. You have confused me.
nicknames or real names:
Nicknames
loud music or shush music:
Bothums. Not Screamo. At all.
being happy or sad:
That's a dumb question. If you are sad, obviously you are not liking it. If you like being sad more than being happy, obviously being sad makes you happy, so you are no longer sad, it cancels out.
friends or family:
Yes.
gold or silver:
Tungsten.
wayne or garth:
Um. Redneck.
singing or shouting:
Singing. Shouting is homoerotic. Kind of like a Screamo. Never.
YOUR FAVOURITE...
song?
Have many, perhaps "Echoes" by Pink Floyd
band?
Pink Floyd
couler?
Rainbow
friend?
No, we don't do that.
family person?
Never shall you pick favourites.
person to talk to about problems?
I think you know.
soup?
Oye.
Non-alcoholic drink:
Lemonata
drink * alcoholic *
I'm good.
smell
Giorgio Aftershave. Shit's hot.
sleeping posistion?
Stomach, arms folded under my pillow, face to the side. Or on my side curled up in a ball.
number?
Why. Why would you have a favourite number. 9 I guess.
person to talk to online?
Erm, I like to talk to people in person too.
kind of pen to use?
Sanford Liquid Expresso Extra Fine Line.
Is that just me who likes different sorts of pens?
Oh. Trust me.
food?
Yea. I like food. It is my favourite.
season?
October. Yes, it's not a season, but it's my favourite one.
DO YOU...
watch porn?
No
wipe boggies onto people you hate?
That's pretty homoerotic.
kill people?
Only when they look at me the wrong way.
itch rude places in public?
No
Make rather random noises:
We have slang... an entire vocabulary of slang.... weird noises, yes.
shout at people for no reason:
It's WHAT I do.
tell people that there wrong even though you know there right
No
wish you was someone else?
Not really.
want to go to space one day?
Of course.
think your brilliant and praise yourself oftenly..
No need.
want to kill people constantly?
Of course, a little bit of the ol' Ultra Violence never hurt anybody. If you're extreme you know what that's from.
like to sit on a benc h with a friend and laugh at everything
Yea. Never get to do it.
playyyyy games?
Erm. Sure?
forget your watching telly until the program ends and your like.. oh.. wow.
I don't watch the telly too often.
have cold feet right now?
No, I have Smart Wool. Chill out.
eat food even though your not hungry
Of course.
shout at your wall.. or talk to it?
No, I break that bitch. I'll stomp that bitch out like it ain't a chicken.
ARE YOU??
brainy?
I don't like this question
coulerfull?
Very.
bright?
Yea, I guess
talented?
I really don't like these
shy?
Since I refuse to answer these questions I guess
loud?
Ver.
horny?
Never in your life.
blisterd?
Yea, I play guitar. On my fingers. No where else. No herpes. At all.
hurt?
I pretty much always have an injury of some sort.
screaming inside?
There's no need for such a bipolar Screamo question.
DO YOU?
smoke?
No
do drugs?
No
cry allot?
Schp.
think your popular?
Never in a populace.
want to run around naked screaming:
When do I not.
think that last question was pretty random?
No. I think it's a perfectly valid question, and better than most on here.
climb up walls?
Many.
tell people constantly how much you love them?
Yea.
sing overly loud to a really good cd..
No
want this quiz to end:
No.
Well.. Its not going to for a while.. Im still bored..
Ok, that's fine, never put that as a question.
BANDS AND STUFF:
my chemical romance
Never in the life.
finch
No.
good charlotte:
Please. Please stop. Now.
britanny spears:
No. That's enough.
whammmm!!!
Never.
cliff richard:
Not heard
funeral for a friend:
What a gay name.
marilyn manson:
No, not because of the controversy, I just don't really like his product.
your mum:
She's a very musical Persian.
aqua:
AQUALUNG
IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU...
gone to school:
Yes, idiot.
driven a car:
Yeah
eaten:
yes, but I'm fasting tomorrow, thank you.
smoked drugs
No
smoked
No
consumed alcohol:
Ew.
written on your arm:
No, I think that's dumb.
said something you didnt mean to:
HAHAHHA. Yes.
done anything REALLY intresting:
Yea. Waffle House. Whores. Taping a 5 hour concert. Gang o' wafflers better back off.
hit someone.. or something out off anger:
Of course, me and Noah had a brawl. It was sexy.
writen a song:
Yea.
asked someone out?
Never shall the life.
died your hair:
Never die. And no. That's pretty dry.
brought something you really didnt need:
Erm. Where.
spoke to someone.. and.. you dont know who they are.. I have..
No.
FRIENDS
best?
No need.
worst?
Good question, dickhead.
craziest?
I'm the craziest. Trust me.
loudist?
Never in Marshall.
the one you love the most?
Claire, Noah, Mahmood, Brett, all those guys.... and Haley I know you'd get pissed if I didn't put you on here even though you aren't my friend, you're my sister and that's better right!!!!!!!????????????
the one most likely to end up in jail?:
Schp.
most likely to die first?
I don't like that.
THE ONE WHO YOU WANT TO SLAP?
I don't slap. Except for Jamie. That's always fun. BACKHAND BITCH.
who was the last friend that called you:
Wow. It's been a while :(.
what did you talk about
Well, it was probably Noah and we talked about where the hell we'd meet for a concert.
i want to know.. Sorry.. Do you love your friends?
Yea.
do you often think you cant trust any of them:
Only one, which means ain't no friend o' mine.
ever think everyone is fake?
Everyone? That's dumb.
kindest?
Many-a-kind.
shyest?
No need.
soberest?
hahahahaha.
the one you want everyone to turn against?
Why would I turn against my friend. They wouldn't be my friend. If I wanted to turn against them. Bitch.
smartest?
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
kindest?
You asked the same question, moron, get your shit together.
most talented?
Dun know. Jonathan is pretty amazing at piano, but I don't really know.
who you want to stay in contact with for ever and ever?
Most.
do you miss anyone?
Claireeeeee. Haleeeeeee. I always feel like Noah's here hahaha.
THE LAST...
person you hugged:
Noah... and same with him hehehe.
time you cryd:
Dun remember
drink you drank
Coffee.
food you fooded * lol *
Wow. That *lol* thing was pretty gay. I'm going to have to ask you not to ever do that again.
Gummy bears.
song you sang too
Too? You seem like a smart person. Just kidding. "Here Without You" by the Byrds
craziest thing you did:
Noah knows. As well as an audience.
thing you said to your parents?
Love you
thing you said to your self?
No, I don't think so.
pair of trouses that went in the wash.. are .. in the wash now.. arnt they?
Erm. If you want to.
picture you took:
Video pictured a 5 hour concert. NOAH IS IN 2 SECONDS OF IT!
person you kissed:
Oh. Don't know.
person that said they loved you:
Claire
time you laughed:
Few minutes ago
time you watched porn:
I don't
time you told someone you hated them:
Haven't told that certain someone. I don't see the need to. If I hate them I won't talk to them, that's all.
person who annoyed you:
See above.
movie you watched:
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
thing you can remember:
This. And then this. And now this. And this. Thanks for entertaining me.
band you went too see:
My friends: Tad Dries, Mother Courage, Martin Kerr, David Hunt, Anousheh Khalili. Mother Courage people are my friends anyway. And Martin.
movement you did:
Typing, bitch.
letter you wrote?
Don't know
thing that didnt work?
Schp.
the last IM?
Griff Griff.
person to sign in?
Good job.
person to say " CHAKOONPOON!"
Ok.
im bored.. how about you?
No, you're entertaining me, thank you.
what comes in to your head when i say?
fish:
Lilian Gish (Cockney)
purple:
Giorgio Without a Shirt
men:
Noah
music:
Beautiful
MARRY ME
I won't.
clive:
Robert.
camera:
Sony handycam 3-chip
pencil cases:
I hate
fluff:
Janette's fuzzies
drain:
Bahrain.
drugs:
Noah said: mahmood
I really don't think so, Noah.
RING RING
Shiny
BROOOOOOOOOOOOM
Crack addict sweep.
BAAAAAAAAAAA!
Weeping Camel
ireland:
Field + Claire
pot:
Pan.
YOU HAVE TO FINISH THE SENTENCE:
The big
Hamburg
I like to
Yea.
OMG ITS SO GREEN AND SMELLY I WANT TOO..
Eat it.
can you kill me now please ive..
k.
I really would like it if the
Whole world could live in peace. HAHAHAHAHA.
WE HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE!
are you sad that we have to go now?
No
if your not.. then you should be..
Whatever, bro, I made you.
i like the way gerrr-arrdeee out of MCR says resturaunt.. do you ?
GERDHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
okay. well. this has been good for me.. how about you...
Stop. Now.
well.. If you like.. you can give me your phone num,ber so i can stalk you
Oh. Time to stop.
no.. i didnt think so.. okay.. you want to get the code thing now dont you.
What Code.
Off NOah's Journal
RANDOM JIBBA JABBA
Your full name
Anis Homayoon Hoffman
age
15
sex:
male
location:
Greensboro, NC
occupation:
Working my ass off at school for the stupid bitches who act like I don't do shoite.
hair couler
Blackish Brown?
eye couler
Brown
do you wear rings?
Neve.
how about nailvarnish?Do you wear that?
Ew. I don't think so.
whats your dads name?
David.
Do you like it?
MMm yes his name means "beloved" and my name means "Companion of the Beloved" completely on accident.
what couler socks do you have on?
Smart Wool Colour.
do you pick your nose?
Use-a-tish.
then after do you wipe it on something thats moving?
hahahah WHAT?
THIS OR THAT
orange or pinapple:
Pineapple.
fruit or vegtibles:
fruit
black or white:
White
clean or dirty:
Clean
cold or hot:
Hot
boggies or snot:
What's a boggy. I don't like snot. I don't understand. You have confused me.
nicknames or real names:
Nicknames
loud music or shush music:
Bothums. Not Screamo. At all.
being happy or sad:
That's a dumb question. If you are sad, obviously you are not liking it. If you like being sad more than being happy, obviously being sad makes you happy, so you are no longer sad, it cancels out.
friends or family:
Yes.
gold or silver:
Tungsten.
wayne or garth:
Um. Redneck.
singing or shouting:
Singing. Shouting is homoerotic. Kind of like a Screamo. Never.
YOUR FAVOURITE...
song?
Have many, perhaps "Echoes" by Pink Floyd
band?
Pink Floyd
couler?
Rainbow
friend?
No, we don't do that.
family person?
Never shall you pick favourites.
person to talk to about problems?
I think you know.
soup?
Oye.
Non-alcoholic drink:
Lemonata
drink * alcoholic *
I'm good.
smell
Giorgio Aftershave. Shit's hot.
sleeping posistion?
Stomach, arms folded under my pillow, face to the side. Or on my side curled up in a ball.
number?
Why. Why would you have a favourite number. 9 I guess.
person to talk to online?
Erm, I like to talk to people in person too.
kind of pen to use?
Sanford Liquid Expresso Extra Fine Line.
Is that just me who likes different sorts of pens?
Oh. Trust me.
food?
Yea. I like food. It is my favourite.
season?
October. Yes, it's not a season, but it's my favourite one.
DO YOU...
watch porn?
No
wipe boggies onto people you hate?
That's pretty homoerotic.
kill people?
Only when they look at me the wrong way.
itch rude places in public?
No
Make rather random noises:
We have slang... an entire vocabulary of slang.... weird noises, yes.
shout at people for no reason:
It's WHAT I do.
tell people that there wrong even though you know there right
No
wish you was someone else?
Not really.
want to go to space one day?
Of course.
think your brilliant and praise yourself oftenly..
No need.
want to kill people constantly?
Of course, a little bit of the ol' Ultra Violence never hurt anybody. If you're extreme you know what that's from.
like to sit on a benc h with a friend and laugh at everything
Yea. Never get to do it.
playyyyy games?
Erm. Sure?
forget your watching telly until the program ends and your like.. oh.. wow.
I don't watch the telly too often.
have cold feet right now?
No, I have Smart Wool. Chill out.
eat food even though your not hungry
Of course.
shout at your wall.. or talk to it?
No, I break that bitch. I'll stomp that bitch out like it ain't a chicken.
ARE YOU??
brainy?
I don't like this question
coulerfull?
Very.
bright?
Yea, I guess
talented?
I really don't like these
shy?
Since I refuse to answer these questions I guess
loud?
Ver.
horny?
Never in your life.
blisterd?
Yea, I play guitar. On my fingers. No where else. No herpes. At all.
hurt?
I pretty much always have an injury of some sort.
screaming inside?
There's no need for such a bipolar Screamo question.
DO YOU?
smoke?
No
do drugs?
No
cry allot?
Schp.
think your popular?
Never in a populace.
want to run around naked screaming:
When do I not.
think that last question was pretty random?
No. I think it's a perfectly valid question, and better than most on here.
climb up walls?
Many.
tell people constantly how much you love them?
Yea.
sing overly loud to a really good cd..
No
want this quiz to end:
No.
Well.. Its not going to for a while.. Im still bored..
Ok, that's fine, never put that as a question.
BANDS AND STUFF:
my chemical romance
Never in the life.
finch
No.
good charlotte:
Please. Please stop. Now.
britanny spears:
No. That's enough.
whammmm!!!
Never.
cliff richard:
Not heard
funeral for a friend:
What a gay name.
marilyn manson:
No, not because of the controversy, I just don't really like his product.
your mum:
She's a very musical Persian.
aqua:
AQUALUNG
IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU...
gone to school:
Yes, idiot.
driven a car:
Yeah
eaten:
yes, but I'm fasting tomorrow, thank you.
smoked drugs
No
smoked
No
consumed alcohol:
Ew.
written on your arm:
No, I think that's dumb.
said something you didnt mean to:
HAHAHHA. Yes.
done anything REALLY intresting:
Yea. Waffle House. Whores. Taping a 5 hour concert. Gang o' wafflers better back off.
hit someone.. or something out off anger:
Of course, me and Noah had a brawl. It was sexy.
writen a song:
Yea.
asked someone out?
Never shall the life.
died your hair:
Never die. And no. That's pretty dry.
brought something you really didnt need:
Erm. Where.
spoke to someone.. and.. you dont know who they are.. I have..
No.
FRIENDS
best?
No need.
worst?
Good question, dickhead.
craziest?
I'm the craziest. Trust me.
loudist?
Never in Marshall.
the one you love the most?
Claire, Noah, Mahmood, Brett, all those guys.... and Haley I know you'd get pissed if I didn't put you on here even though you aren't my friend, you're my sister and that's better right!!!!!!!????????????
the one most likely to end up in jail?:
Schp.
most likely to die first?
I don't like that.
THE ONE WHO YOU WANT TO SLAP?
I don't slap. Except for Jamie. That's always fun. BACKHAND BITCH.
who was the last friend that called you:
Wow. It's been a while :(.
what did you talk about
Well, it was probably Noah and we talked about where the hell we'd meet for a concert.
i want to know.. Sorry.. Do you love your friends?
Yea.
do you often think you cant trust any of them:
Only one, which means ain't no friend o' mine.
ever think everyone is fake?
Everyone? That's dumb.
kindest?
Many-a-kind.
shyest?
No need.
soberest?
hahahahaha.
the one you want everyone to turn against?
Why would I turn against my friend. They wouldn't be my friend. If I wanted to turn against them. Bitch.
smartest?
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
kindest?
You asked the same question, moron, get your shit together.
most talented?
Dun know. Jonathan is pretty amazing at piano, but I don't really know.
who you want to stay in contact with for ever and ever?
Most.
do you miss anyone?
Claireeeeee. Haleeeeeee. I always feel like Noah's here hahaha.
THE LAST...
person you hugged:
Noah... and same with him hehehe.
time you cryd:
Dun remember
drink you drank
Coffee.
food you fooded * lol *
Wow. That *lol* thing was pretty gay. I'm going to have to ask you not to ever do that again.
Gummy bears.
song you sang too
Too? You seem like a smart person. Just kidding. "Here Without You" by the Byrds
craziest thing you did:
Noah knows. As well as an audience.
thing you said to your parents?
Love you
thing you said to your self?
No, I don't think so.
pair of trouses that went in the wash.. are .. in the wash now.. arnt they?
Erm. If you want to.
picture you took:
Video pictured a 5 hour concert. NOAH IS IN 2 SECONDS OF IT!
person you kissed:
Oh. Don't know.
person that said they loved you:
Claire
time you laughed:
Few minutes ago
time you watched porn:
I don't
time you told someone you hated them:
Haven't told that certain someone. I don't see the need to. If I hate them I won't talk to them, that's all.
person who annoyed you:
See above.
movie you watched:
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
thing you can remember:
This. And then this. And now this. And this. Thanks for entertaining me.
band you went too see:
My friends: Tad Dries, Mother Courage, Martin Kerr, David Hunt, Anousheh Khalili. Mother Courage people are my friends anyway. And Martin.
movement you did:
Typing, bitch.
letter you wrote?
Don't know
thing that didnt work?
Schp.
the last IM?
Griff Griff.
person to sign in?
Good job.
person to say " CHAKOONPOON!"
Ok.
im bored.. how about you?
No, you're entertaining me, thank you.
what comes in to your head when i say?
fish:
Lilian Gish (Cockney)
purple:
Giorgio Without a Shirt
men:
Noah
music:
Beautiful
MARRY ME
I won't.
clive:
Robert.
camera:
Sony handycam 3-chip
pencil cases:
I hate
fluff:
Janette's fuzzies
drain:
Bahrain.
drugs:
Noah said: mahmood
I really don't think so, Noah.
RING RING
Shiny
BROOOOOOOOOOOOM
Crack addict sweep.
BAAAAAAAAAAA!
Weeping Camel
ireland:
Field + Claire
pot:
Pan.
YOU HAVE TO FINISH THE SENTENCE:
The big
Hamburg
I like to
Yea.
OMG ITS SO GREEN AND SMELLY I WANT TOO..
Eat it.
can you kill me now please ive..
k.
I really would like it if the
Whole world could live in peace. HAHAHAHAHA.
WE HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE!
are you sad that we have to go now?
No
if your not.. then you should be..
Whatever, bro, I made you.
i like the way gerrr-arrdeee out of MCR says resturaunt.. do you ?
GERDHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
okay. well. this has been good for me.. how about you...
Stop. Now.
well.. If you like.. you can give me your phone num,ber so i can stalk you
Oh. Time to stop.
no.. i didnt think so.. okay.. you want to get the code thing now dont you.
What Code.