Oct 05, 2005 09:04
Why is it that on a normal morning a fire probably wouldn't make me get my ass out of bed ("Mmm .. flames are still low .. I'll just hit the snooze button"), and when I finally do get up I'm incoherent and ready to stab anyone who tries to engage me in conversation .. yet after a night where I drink five pints and pass out in bed at two in the morning, I wake up at 7 am all giddy and bouncy, wishing someone would come online and talk to me?
Something's most definitely wrong with me.
And I obviously need to drink myself silly more often. Think of all the things I could accomplish if it didn't take me all day to wake up! I could build a fucking castle!