LOL
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious? (analee u like that one?? LMOA)
ok those were just some that i thought were really funny lol...ya ya im THAT bored:P...