Tube slides are totally fun

[tangofox]

Last night, Miranda&Andrew took me to a party at Paul's apartment. Paul is dirty rich, lives alone and will never have to spend his last food money on life's thrills. I felt literally constipated at this high altitude. They chit-chatted about clothes, hair and make-up and then moved onto things of greater weight -- like model portofolios. Somebody asked me what I aspire to do (with my life?). I said I would like to design playgrounds and continued to tell them that my friend designed the first tube slide to curve around corners...hah. Nobody called my bluff! I grew unimaginably tired of everyone calling me Alice (like Alice in Wonderland) and prodding my face&hair. Hearing one more person say, "I can't believe you are only 18" would have probably exploded my skull's guts into a delicious mess of stringy cerebellum. I felt entirely out of my element and only regained the pleasure of a Saturday night when I was singing at Christopher Robbin's.

Do you know what I love about the rich and superficial?

--Nothing