[4] ; video!

[tangledlocks]

[The SFC will crackle to life and there will be Jack. He's set up the device on a corner. His smiling face appears. He looks like he's carrying a box or two.]

So, I'm moving Canada back into my house today! [Jack seems excited about this.] I'm not really sure where he is though, guess he'll just have to find out when he get over here and finds all

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[1776ftw]

[hey look it's Canada on the screen except no its' his twin brother, America]

Who the hell do you think you are?

this could turn out terribly. or greatly. either one. [filtered for safety]

[tangledlocks]

You. You're his brother, right? I want you to help with this too. I have no idea what you and Canada have going on between you. But. I don't like seeing brothers at odds with each other.

Forgive me. My name is Jack Vessalius. Your brother Canada asked to move back in with me.

let's try for perfectly [filtered]

[1776ftw]

Please, you act like you know him. I'm not at odds with him, he's just always gettin' his panties in a bunch 'cause he's a passive aggressive dummy.

[hurrrmm]

Why didn't he tell me though?

perfect it is [filtered]

[tangledlocks]

Last time I spoke of you, he called you an insensitive jerk. Or something like that. He's just a good friend of mine.

[Oh b'awwww. Jack, just shut up and be honest with America.]

I'm not sure. I'm sorry. I'll tell you where I live so you'll know where he sleeps? [Because by god, he doesn't wanna keep secrets anymore.]

[filtered]

[1776ftw]

Yeah well, he always calls me an insensitive jerk. It's 'cause I don't have a vagina like him.

[pause

:T]

Nah, I've seen you around. Coral Corral right? You live near Red.

[filtered]

[tangledlocks]

[Totally not even responding to that.]

Yeah, I live near Red. [Pause.] Are you okay with me moving him in here?

[filtered]

[1776ftw]

Sure, why wouldn't I be? He's an adult. I just wish I knew before oh, seeing a post about it on the network instead. By the way, I'm not coming to the party.

[filtered]

[tangledlocks]

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. [Jack...feels bad now. Like he should have never thought of this. Oh, tha dangers of his mind.]

I wish I would have known you didn't know before I did this. I feel terrible.

[filtered]

[1776ftw]

Whatever. This is me not caring. We're both more than old enough to live our lives, really. But if he wants to leave me out of it, that's fine. Not like I care.

[filtered]

[tangledlocks]

Think what you will, I respect your opinion. I have nothing more to say. I've already apologized for my part of the mistake.

[filtered]

[1776ftw]

Meh.

[and with that, he hangs up]