TEXT FOREVER and I apologize I really dotrollsbackwardsFebruary 2 2011, 19:08:40 UTC
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling GIGGLING GIRL--
CG: PLEASE SAY THAT YOU MEAN A FUCKING MOVIE. CG: I THINK IF I HEAR THE WORDS MOVING PICTURES ONE MORE TIME I'LL PUKE. CG: IT DOES MAKE ME WONDER WHAT HUMAN FILMS ARE LIKE. CG: THEY STILL CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS OURS.
CG: A MOVING PICTURE IS MORE COMMONLY CALLED A MOVIE. CG: WHAT BACKWATER REALITY ARE YOU FROM? CG: GO AND FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELF. CG: I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO HATE YOU FOR NOT KNOWING. CG: THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF ME IS PITY. CG: ANYONE WHO HASN'T VIEWED A FILM DEFINITELY IS DESERVING OF IT. CG: FIX THIS PROBLEM RIGHT NOW DAMN IT.
:D hehe, no worries!tangledintowerFebruary 2 2011, 21:18:26 UTC
...uh, well, I want to go see one...it'll be another of my big firsts, but I just don't know a lot about them. I don't think we have them at home...or maybe we do, and Mother just didn't tell me about them for some reason.
CG: YES, I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. CG: REPEATING YOURSELF IS UNNECESSARY. CG: FROM WHAT I KNOW OF HUMAN FILMS THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNHELPFUL IN TELLING YOU WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE ABOUT. CG: THERE'S THIS ONE CALLED 'CON AIR.' CG: HOW DOES THAT EVEN TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT IT? CG: IT'S PRETTY STUPID IF YOU ASK ME. CG: IF IT BOTHERS YOU, THERE'S ALWAYS THE OPTION OF ASKING WHOEVER WORKS AT THE PLACE WHERE THEY PLAY THOSE. CG: I HAVE NO DAMN CLUE WHAT IT'S CALLED HERE. CG: YOUR LUSUS WAS PROBABLY SMART IN NOT TELLING YOU ABOUT THEM NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. CG: TORTURING SOME FUCKASS BY FORCING THEM TO STOMACH THOSE SHITTY HUMAN THINGS CAUSES SOME MIXED FEELINGS. CG: I'D BE ALL FOR THAT IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S POINTLESS.
CG: IT MUST NOT CONFUSE THEM. CG: THOUGH FUCK THEM SINCE IT CONFUSES ME. CG: YOU'D THINK YOU'D WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE WATCHING BEFORE YOU WASTE YOUR CASH ON IT. CG: AM I WRONG IN THINKING THAT?
CG: MYSTERY? CG: THERE'S PLENTY OF MYSTERY EVEN WHEN THERE'S A DECENT TITLE. CG: THEN AGAIN, OUR ROMCOMS DON'T HAVE THOSE FUCKING LONG TITLES. CG: THOSE HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND AS LONG.
CG: PLEASE SAY THAT YOU MEAN A FUCKING MOVIE.
CG: I THINK IF I HEAR THE WORDS MOVING PICTURES ONE MORE TIME I'LL PUKE.
CG: IT DOES MAKE ME WONDER WHAT HUMAN FILMS ARE LIKE.
CG: THEY STILL CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS OURS.
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CG: A MOVING PICTURE IS MORE COMMONLY CALLED A MOVIE.
CG: WHAT BACKWATER REALITY ARE YOU FROM?
CG: GO AND FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELF.
CG: I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO HATE YOU FOR NOT KNOWING.
CG: THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF ME IS PITY.
CG: ANYONE WHO HASN'T VIEWED A FILM DEFINITELY IS DESERVING OF IT.
CG: FIX THIS PROBLEM RIGHT NOW DAMN IT.
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CG: YES, I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
CG: REPEATING YOURSELF IS UNNECESSARY.
CG: FROM WHAT I KNOW OF HUMAN FILMS THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNHELPFUL IN TELLING YOU WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE ABOUT.
CG: THERE'S THIS ONE CALLED 'CON AIR.'
CG: HOW DOES THAT EVEN TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
CG: IT'S PRETTY STUPID IF YOU ASK ME.
CG: IF IT BOTHERS YOU, THERE'S ALWAYS THE OPTION OF ASKING WHOEVER WORKS AT THE PLACE WHERE THEY PLAY THOSE.
CG: I HAVE NO DAMN CLUE WHAT IT'S CALLED HERE.
CG: YOUR LUSUS WAS PROBABLY SMART IN NOT TELLING YOU ABOUT THEM NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
CG: TORTURING SOME FUCKASS BY FORCING THEM TO STOMACH THOSE SHITTY HUMAN THINGS CAUSES SOME MIXED FEELINGS.
CG: I'D BE ALL FOR THAT IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S POINTLESS.
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That seems sort of silly. Wouldn't that confuse people?
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CG: IT MUST NOT CONFUSE THEM.
CG: THOUGH FUCK THEM SINCE IT CONFUSES ME.
CG: YOU'D THINK YOU'D WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE WATCHING BEFORE YOU WASTE YOUR CASH ON IT.
CG: AM I WRONG IN THINKING THAT?
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CG: MYSTERY?
CG: THERE'S PLENTY OF MYSTERY EVEN WHEN THERE'S A DECENT TITLE.
CG: THEN AGAIN, OUR ROMCOMS DON'T HAVE THOSE FUCKING LONG TITLES.
CG: THOSE HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND AS LONG.
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Well, I guess a good title doesn't need to hold mystery in it...I'm sorry, I don't know much about these movie things.
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