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[tangledaria]

In an effort to save money on my electric bill, I've turned down the thermostat to 64 degrees.

It is motherfucking COLD in here.

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[windiain]

I'm pretty sure that's why people start communes... to share body heat in the winter.

[tangledaria]

I'm going to start a commune where everyone has to listen to what I say and do what I tell them to do. They'll hang on my every word and look to me for guidance.

Wait, that's a cult.

[windiain]

You know, cult leaders have dodgy beards. Dodgy beards help provide warmth... I think we're on to something here! Cults are formed as a cunning method of staying warm!

[tangledaria]

What about fake beards? I also need to have some kind of ideology here. I'd say an unwavering devotion to Elena's Wings of Redemption, but that's crazy talk. Too crazy.

[windiain]

Wings of Wondrous Warmth, surely? ;)