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No hey now, I don't think your listening to me! I swear to Mr. Jesus Christ I left an engine drying in the sink with that guy, you know the one. He got caught pissing on Willard Scott's Trouser le... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT? I AIN'T YOUR FRIEND, I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING YOU MOTHER FUCKIN... Did you know that my son is a top banker in Ohio? He's in magazines next to all the pizza adverti... Why is there cold air commin from the floor? You know they did that. They stole my kidneys and replaced them with bacon like I was too stupid to tell the differ... Hey, where are you going? I was about to tell you how my father keeps trying to kill my cat on Wednesdays...