Imma bad kid
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I stole hinghing's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I put gum in icyfrostydude's hair (-12 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In April I helped embers_chan hide a body (-173 points). In November I bought porn for mistasquinty (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1237 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Tangkat
Aaaannddd, I should go do my 10298319 calculus assignments now.