Nov 29, 2003 20:14
Geffner and I really do have ESP! We have had it our whole lives. It is exciting.
JenAndAHalf: o man
JenAndAHalf: thius is killing me
JenAndAHalf: haha
JenAndAHalf: i hate himmmmmmmmmmm
JenAndAHalf: bahhhhh
santalovesyou13: awwww
santalovesyou13: :-(
santalovesyou13: he's a poophead
JenAndAHalf: i love liz though so that compensates
santalovesyou13: i love geffner!
santalovesyou13: because we have ESP
JenAndAHalf: YES! :-)
JenAndAHalf: esp rocks
santalovesyou13: i have to go my brother needs the computer for middle school fun :-(
JenAndAHalf: bahh
santalovesyou13: i will talk to you in my head though
JenAndAHalf: damn middle school fun
JenAndAHalf: ok!!!
santalovesyou13: my brother asked how we have esp
JenAndAHalf: hahahahhahahaha
JenAndAHalf: ooo boy!
santalovesyou13: i told him about how we discovered it
JenAndAHalf: ahhhahha
santalovesyou13: okay im off now
santalovesyou13: goodbye my esp friend!
JenAndAHalf: bye!
santalovesyou13: just kidding
JenAndAHalf: o yay!
santalovesyou13: they're renting a movie now
JenAndAHalf: esp
JenAndAHalf: ooo hahah
santalovesyou13: hahaha yessss
JenAndAHalf: esp rocks
JenAndAHalf: its like your dog peeing on your grandfather who really peed on himself- but put the dog on his lap to make it look like he doesnt have a bladder problem
santalovesyou13: HAHAHAHAHAHA
santalovesyou13: that is the greatest thing i have ever heard
JenAndAHalf: seriously though- my grandfather did that... he peed himself and put my dog on his lap
santalovesyou13: really?
JenAndAHalf: i bathed my dog- she was in contact with old man piss
JenAndAHalf: yes!
santalovesyou13: that is so amazing.
santalovesyou13: awwwww
santalovesyou13: hahahahaha
santalovesyou13: you are so funny
santalovesyou13: next time i pee myself im going to try that trick
JenAndAHalf: hahahhahahahahha
JenAndAHalf: liz pees herself ahahha
JenAndAHalf: i love you
JenAndAHalf: i am singing my dbq
JenAndAHalf: its such a good song ... i want to publish it
santalovesyou13: one time in preschool this girl got mad at me and pushed me down the stairs. and i got really scared and peed all over myself on the way down. plus i was wearing a dress so everyone saw my pink flowered undies. and i started crying and had to go home.
santalovesyou13: i love your dbq
JenAndAHalf: hahahhahahahhaha
JenAndAHalf: liz that is amazing
JenAndAHalf: can i make that an away message?
santalovesyou13: hahaha yes
santalovesyou13: esp!
santalovesyou13: i made your dog story an away message!
santalovesyou13: i have it right here, so it's all ready for when my brother and his friend kick me off again
JenAndAHalf: :-)!!! yes
JenAndAHalf: but mine is better :P
santalovesyou13: yeah because im really cool and peed my pants
santalovesyou13: mine would be better if you were the one who peed your pants and put the dog on your lap.
santalovesyou13: but it's okay. your grandfather is hot.
JenAndAHalf: haha
santalovesyou13: and one time in 1st grade i wore this stupid ugly blue dress that i hated but my mom made me wear. and jonathan h. said he say my boob. i cried then too. and then when i interviewed at chapin the next year my mom made me wear the stupid dress again and max saw my underwear. it was my pornstar dress.
JenAndAHalf: hahahahaha
santalovesyou13: i was such a cool little kid
JenAndAHalf: i wish i knew you then
santalovesyou13: that would have been so cool.
JenAndAHalf: i know-
JenAndAHalf: when did our esp kick in?
santalovesyou13: not until we met each other. :-(
JenAndAHalf: damn
santalovesyou13: i think the meeting triggered it
JenAndAHalf: gjkherjkg
JenAndAHalf: gjkhdfjkhm
JenAndAHalf: fuck esp
santalovesyou13: but somehow it was always there
santalovesyou13: because esp doesn't just pop up
santalovesyou13: maybe we did have it back then
santalovesyou13: and when i was falling down the stairs pissing and crying you were laughing at me in my head!
JenAndAHalf: hahahhahahahha
JenAndAHalf: i would have :-X
santalovesyou13: everyone did!
santalovesyou13: even my teachers i think!
JenAndAHalf: hahah
JenAndAHalf: hmm. what do i say when there is silence
JenAndAHalf: nothin! o gotchya! bc its silence mwhaha
santalovesyou13: one time my mom was visiting her mother or something, and my dad had to get me dressed for school. and he dressed me up in my bee costume from halloween. people laughed at me then too.
santalovesyou13: that was so genius
JenAndAHalf: people like to laugh at you
santalovesyou13: i know...it's because im just that cool.
JenAndAHalf: whats your favorite color?
santalovesyou13: the worst is when it LOOKS like laughing at nothing. but really you are saying something super funny to me! in my head
santalovesyou13: pink
santalovesyou13: yours?
JenAndAHalf: yellow and blue.
JenAndAHalf: when you were a kid did you play with the blocks or in the kitchen?
santalovesyou13: both!
santalovesyou13: blocks with my grandma, kitchen the rest of the time
santalovesyou13: ohhh blue is my second favorite, light blue.
JenAndAHalf: i played blocks in k because all my friends hated the kitchen
JenAndAHalf: but i secretly liked it- i was in the closte
JenAndAHalf: closet
santalovesyou13: hahahaha
santalovesyou13: oh man i loved the kitchen
JenAndAHalf: it was amazing
santalovesyou13: i liked to wash my, my little ponies in the sink
santalovesyou13: and do other fun things
JenAndAHalf: AH!!!
JenAndAHalf: YESS!!
JenAndAHalf: i used to love them
santalovesyou13: i had a draw that was my toys in the kitchen! it was the best
santalovesyou13: me too!
JenAndAHalf: didnt they have something that only came up when they were wet or cold or somethin
santalovesyou13: YEAH!
santalovesyou13: the designs on their butts!
JenAndAHalf: yes!
JenAndAHalf: yes yes yes!!!
santalovesyou13: did you play with barbies too?
JenAndAHalf: yeah!
JenAndAHalf: my mom thought it was good for me to have a black barbie as akid
santalovesyou13: what was your favorite one?
santalovesyou13: MINE TOO
JenAndAHalf: so i had barbies and black barbie
JenAndAHalf: i cant remember... grr
santalovesyou13: oh man one time my friend from the south made fun of me for having black dolls!
santalovesyou13: and i was like that is so bad!
JenAndAHalf: hahahhahahaah
JenAndAHalf: from the south
JenAndAHalf: hahah
JenAndAHalf: southaaan belle yo
santalovesyou13: hahahaha
santalovesyou13: did you have totally hair barbie?
JenAndAHalf: which one was that?
santalovesyou13: whose hair was really long, down to her feet, and when you put the spray in it changed colors
JenAndAHalf: YES
santalovesyou13: it went from blonde to pinkish
JenAndAHalf: iw as just typing that
santalovesyou13: yes!!!!!
santalovesyou13: no one remembers totally hair barbie!
JenAndAHalf: me and my bro used to play with hr in the bathroom
JenAndAHalf: why does that sound dirty
santalovesyou13: i loved her so much! i had two of her
santalovesyou13: hahahahaha it does
santalovesyou13: that is so great
santalovesyou13: i think my brother and i did too
JenAndAHalf: hahahaha. i used to have disney barbies 2
santalovesyou13: me too!
JenAndAHalf: like belle and ariel
santalovesyou13: belle
santalovesyou13: yes!
santalovesyou13: ariel
JenAndAHalf: they were hot stuff
santalovesyou13: the indian one
JenAndAHalf: and ken!
JenAndAHalf: yes!
santalovesyou13: i can't spell her name!
JenAndAHalf: i forget it
santalovesyou13: pocahontas
santalovesyou13: yes ken!
JenAndAHalf: they need to make black ghetto barbie
santalovesyou13: i had three kens. one had been my cousin's, then i got all of her old barbies.
santalovesyou13: they do!
JenAndAHalf: hhahah
santalovesyou13: that would be so gangsta
JenAndAHalf: my perverted neighbor who was a year older then me used to come over and make my barbies have sex
JenAndAHalf: i was freaked out
JenAndAHalf: i was like why are they dancing naked?
santalovesyou13: hjfjkdsgjkgds
santalovesyou13: hahahahahaha
santalovesyou13: that is so traumatic!
santalovesyou13: my neighbor timmy used to do that!
santalovesyou13: he was 2 years older than me
JenAndAHalf: ahh
JenAndAHalf: why are people obsessed with barbies and sex?
santalovesyou13: he had gi joes, and he made them have sex with barbie when i tried to make him play dolls
santalovesyou13: i do not know! it's wrong
santalovesyou13: when my friend first told me about sex i didn't believe her.
santalovesyou13: i said she was making it up.
santalovesyou13: and then i went to ask my dad about the "lie"
JenAndAHalf: hahhahahahah
santalovesyou13: did you have american girl dolls?
JenAndAHalf: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JenAndAHalf: samantha, felicity, & addy
JenAndAHalf: i used to love them
JenAndAHalf: one year my friends and i went to an american girl dolls fashion show
JenAndAHalf: it was amazing
santalovesyou13: that is so cool!!!
santalovesyou13: i would have loved to go to one
santalovesyou13: i had them all.
santalovesyou13: i swear my mom liked them more than i did.
JenAndAHalf: hahahah
JenAndAHalf: o man
santalovesyou13: they were so great though
santalovesyou13: i loved all the different clothes.
santalovesyou13: and the school sets!
JenAndAHalf: YES!
santalovesyou13: those were my favorite!
JenAndAHalf: i liked the bedroom sets
santalovesyou13: i loved playing school with them
santalovesyou13: yeah me too!
JenAndAHalf: when my dog was a pup, i let her sleep in samanthas bed
santalovesyou13: awwwwww
santalovesyou13: that's so cute
JenAndAHalf: i loved the books to
JenAndAHalf: o
santalovesyou13: i neve got samantha's bed, and that's the one i wanted the most!
santalovesyou13: yessss!
JenAndAHalf: and the birthday sets were soo much fun
santalovesyou13: yeah!
JenAndAHalf: ahh
santalovesyou13: molly's birthday set was my favorite
santalovesyou13: but i think i had samantha's too
JenAndAHalf: I just had samanthas bday set and addys i think
santalovesyou13: samantha had the best clothes
santalovesyou13: i loved her fur coat
JenAndAHalf: ooo! YES!
JenAndAHalf: and she had the cute little had and muffler
santalovesyou13: samantha's hair also somehow stayed the best
JenAndAHalf: bahh- she was gorgeous!
santalovesyou13: yes!
JenAndAHalf: yes!
santalovesyou13: i had a muffler too!
santalovesyou13: one of my own
santalovesyou13: that fit me
JenAndAHalf: me 2!!!!
santalovesyou13: i was weird.
santalovesyou13: really?!
JenAndAHalf: yes!
santalovesyou13: that is so awesome!
JenAndAHalf: esp- little girls... aight
JenAndAHalf: haha
JenAndAHalf: aquanisha
JenAndAHalf: bang bangg
santalovesyou13: i used to wear it and match samantha!
santalovesyou13: hahaha yes
santalovesyou13: we definitely has esp
santalovesyou13: because no one has a muffler.
santalovesyou13: except for us and samantha./
JenAndAHalf: hahaha
JenAndAHalf: we should make a club
santalovesyou13: yes!
santalovesyou13: we should have meetings during act. period too.
JenAndAHalf: yes!!!!!!
santalovesyou13: and then put it on our college apps or something.
JenAndAHalf: make it sound imp. though to put on the college app as founders haha
JenAndAHalf: omg
JenAndAHalf: we really do have esp
santalovesyou13: hahahah yes
santalovesyou13: we do!
santalovesyou13: it's scary!
JenAndAHalf: scary to the infinitieth power
santalovesyou13: i always say infinitieth power!
santalovesyou13: because we have esp!
JenAndAHalf: i always say i <3 liz
santalovesyou13: i <3 geffner!
JenAndAHalf: i <3 my dog.
JenAndAHalf: oops how did that get in there
JenAndAHalf: uhh.. i <3 liz again
santalovesyou13: i <3 my dog too
santalovesyou13: and my cats!
JenAndAHalf: i <3 liz when she pees her pants
santalovesyou13: hahahaha
santalovesyou13: i <3 the story about you when you peepeed your pants last year
santalovesyou13: at night or something
JenAndAHalf: hahahhaha
JenAndAHalf: that was sooo funny
santalovesyou13: wait, so you had to pee, and then you tripped, and then missed the toilet right?
JenAndAHalf: yea. basically
santalovesyou13: hahahahaha
santalovesyou13: i love that so much
JenAndAHalf: hahah i know it was the worst night eva
santalovesyou13: :-( my brother is stealing the computer now
JenAndAHalf: ok
JenAndAHalf: bye esp liz
santalovesyou13: bye esp geffner
JenAndAHalf: hahaha
santalovesyou13: im putting this in my lj though
JenAndAHalf: yes!
santalovesyou13: because it was amazing
JenAndAHalf: lj worthy woot woot!
JenAndAHalf: snl material!
JenAndAHalf: hahah