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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I helped frieliegh hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July daphneaguilera and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-881 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
tangerinepotato