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Lily's birthday was last night..
We started at Dukes, and then went to TopHat.
Dukes was good at first, it was pretty empty and i got to meet a bunch of Kallie's friends, whom i loved. They were great, we got along great. I met another girl who is in the EXACT same place with her boyfriends mother i am, which is in the doghouse.
The Tophat was great... it was different than Cecils, you're kept farther back from the stage...but it was fun anyways. You throw loonies... its not bills, which was weird for me. The girls have little containers or magnets you toss your loonies into or at, if you get one in or get it stuck ot the magnet you get a poster. Etc. I got a few posters... a post card, a shot glass, and a keychain. Hey! They deserve it, they do impressive shit that is just impressive.
Lee, Lee doesnt really.. get into much. He's usually very controlled and non challant. Even he clapped and was impressed by a lot of them! He liked the KY Jelly wrestling Champion the best, he would...wrestling and all, he loves wrestling. I liked her best to actually...so, i really cant hold it against him. She was sooo impressive on the pole. I have a poster and a shot glass from her...
Besides that, when we first got there and the DJ asked i we wanted to see the next lady come on stage, Lilly, Jay (girl), Mimi and myself were all sitting RIGHT in the front of the stage, and we all hooted and roared way louder than any group of any men there... The DJ asked if any GUYS wanted to see naked ladies, and we still cheered louder..so he pointed us out, cracked a joke, and asked why we wanted to see naked ladies. We all yelled " ITS LILY'S BIRTHDAY!" Then he informed us of the birthday rule..which was, "Birthday girls show their tits!"... Lily laughed, and said she wasn't going to do that unless someone bought her a drink. SO... ABOUT FIFTY HANDS WENT INTO THE AIR! *L* It was awesome, she got her drink..and flashed everyone. The stripper on stage came over and said " Thats right girl, you never give it away for free, make em pay!" and we all laughed. Then, drinks just started coming...in randomly, tons... We all got them to, random people would come over, talk to one of us...buy us a drink. At one point, there was like four drinks infront of all of us...we could barely take care of them all quick enough before the next one was thrown. Lily got the majority, but i ended up with like... 4 shots of tequilla from one guy i had to do an acrobatic move to try and dodge from hitting me when i was trying to get to the bathroom. I had to bend backwards at the waist, because he tipped over on his chair while i was passing through the space between them. All i heard from his friends was "Woah"... I agree, i didnt know i was a ninja. I suppose you'll do anything to keep some guys fat belly from knocking you over. It was...strange. I had a bunch of weird shit, we got a TON of pornstars of course..and i taught the bar tender to make an albino paralyzer. I had something called..liquid cocain, another called marjuana, a drop shot i cant name, and gladiators..the traditional girly drinks. I have -never- been bought a drink before, other than once by a waiter in mexico. It was a type of flaming coffee. At one point, the DJ said he wasnt going to let the next stripper come on unless all of us flashed everyone...Mimi couldn't, he boyfriend was at a table and he would -freak-. Lily and i though, well.. we take a challenge. We both stood, clicked out shots togethers... counted "Un, dos, Tres" too the shot..and flashed. We got lots of cheers... yeah...
YEY! It was fun. We were there untill 1. The bar tender thinks my drink is gross though, him and his little buddy kept making faces.
We started at Dukes, and then went to TopHat.
Dukes was good at first, it was pretty empty and i got to meet a bunch of Kallie's friends, whom i loved. They were great, we got along great. I met another girl who is in the EXACT same place with her boyfriends mother i am, which is in the doghouse.
The Tophat was great... it was different than Cecils, you're kept farther back from the stage...but it was fun anyways. You throw loonies... its not bills, which was weird for me. The girls have little containers or magnets you toss your loonies into or at, if you get one in or get it stuck ot the magnet you get a poster. Etc. I got a few posters... a post card, a shot glass, and a keychain. Hey! They deserve it, they do impressive shit that is just impressive.
Lee, Lee doesnt really.. get into much. He's usually very controlled and non challant. Even he clapped and was impressed by a lot of them! He liked the KY Jelly wrestling Champion the best, he would...wrestling and all, he loves wrestling. I liked her best to actually...so, i really cant hold it against him. She was sooo impressive on the pole. I have a poster and a shot glass from her...
Besides that, when we first got there and the DJ asked i we wanted to see the next lady come on stage, Lilly, Jay (girl), Mimi and myself were all sitting RIGHT in the front of the stage, and we all hooted and roared way louder than any group of any men there... The DJ asked if any GUYS wanted to see naked ladies, and we still cheered louder..so he pointed us out, cracked a joke, and asked why we wanted to see naked ladies. We all yelled " ITS LILY'S BIRTHDAY!" Then he informed us of the birthday rule..which was, "Birthday girls show their tits!"... Lily laughed, and said she wasn't going to do that unless someone bought her a drink. SO... ABOUT FIFTY HANDS WENT INTO THE AIR! *L* It was awesome, she got her drink..and flashed everyone. The stripper on stage came over and said " Thats right girl, you never give it away for free, make em pay!" and we all laughed. Then, drinks just started coming...in randomly, tons... We all got them to, random people would come over, talk to one of us...buy us a drink. At one point, there was like four drinks infront of all of us...we could barely take care of them all quick enough before the next one was thrown. Lily got the majority, but i ended up with like... 4 shots of tequilla from one guy i had to do an acrobatic move to try and dodge from hitting me when i was trying to get to the bathroom. I had to bend backwards at the waist, because he tipped over on his chair while i was passing through the space between them. All i heard from his friends was "Woah"... I agree, i didnt know i was a ninja. I suppose you'll do anything to keep some guys fat belly from knocking you over. It was...strange. I had a bunch of weird shit, we got a TON of pornstars of course..and i taught the bar tender to make an albino paralyzer. I had something called..liquid cocain, another called marjuana, a drop shot i cant name, and gladiators..the traditional girly drinks. I have -never- been bought a drink before, other than once by a waiter in mexico. It was a type of flaming coffee. At one point, the DJ said he wasnt going to let the next stripper come on unless all of us flashed everyone...Mimi couldn't, he boyfriend was at a table and he would -freak-. Lily and i though, well.. we take a challenge. We both stood, clicked out shots togethers... counted "Un, dos, Tres" too the shot..and flashed. We got lots of cheers... yeah...
YEY! It was fun. We were there untill 1. The bar tender thinks my drink is gross though, him and his little buddy kept making faces.