i like my tattoos
So I'm up at Kilroy's last night for their tattoo party. They had a few contests and I got 2nd place for "sexiest" and 2nd place for "best overall." The funny thing was when I was on the chair trying to show off my tattoos for "best overall" everyone was cheering until I heard a guy infront of me say "cameltoe!" to his friends. I imediately pointed at him and screamed "Hey!" with a mean look on my face. So I get off the chair so we can all line up for the judging and I call that guy out and said "there's no way in hell I have camel toe, my pants are baggy...but if you're gonna say it, scream it loud for me and make all your friends say it so I can win this contest. I had like five guys chanting "CAM EL TOE! CAM EL TOE!" and hey, I won second place. I walked away with $100 worth of gift certificates to Kilroys (they work on alcohol). Plus I had like three different guys come up to me and apologize for either themselves or their friends and how immature they all were. I demand respect wherever I go...hell yeah.
damnit, gotta go to work
I hate this part
damnit, gotta go to work
I hate this part