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.01. ANOTHER TANGENT UNIVERSE

Jun 10, 2010 03:21

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fanged_aleera June 10 2010, 22:57:57 UTC

Grandmother of death?

tangentdarko June 10 2010, 23:23:22 UTC

Nooo. This old lady we called Grandma Death because she was so old we thought she should have died already. I mean, I wasn't the one to start calling her that. I don't even know who was. It just kinda stuck and then no one even knew her name for a really long time.

fanged_aleera June 10 2010, 23:27:53 UTC

She numbered amongst the undead?

tangentdarko June 11 2010, 01:35:00 UTC

What? No!

fanged_aleera June 11 2010, 02:21:01 UTC

What is wrong with this?

tangentdarko June 11 2010, 02:51:25 UTC

She wasn't undead! Besides, things like vampires don't even exist for real. They're just like, stuff people write about to make a good horror film. Where are you from anyway that you don't even know how dumb it is to think someone old is automatically a zombie?

Plus she was outside like, all the time in the sun and everything and I heard vampires are supposed to be attractive and she wasn't attractive at all. I think she might have even been religious too and that's kind of weird for a vampire. She was too fat to be a skeleton. And I found out she used to teach at my school and she wrote this book on time travel, so she couldn't have been a zombie because she was too smart. You see where there's like, a lot of flaws in your idea? Not to mention it's just illogical to call someone "grandma" if they're undead unless you're related to them.

fanged_aleera June 11 2010, 03:29:10 UTC

I am tempted to toy with you, I think... To speak of such things as trivial fancies. To say, why, yes! We should mock them together!

Only to induce terror at a later time.

But no... This would disappoint others who know of me. Instead, I shall teach you only one important lesson.

I am vampire, Sir.

And so, too, are others who dwell here.

tangentdarko June 11 2010, 04:10:53 UTC

Are you always this full of shit?

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