Where are the sneers of yesteryear?
Right here, apparently:
Grrrr! I'll bury you in 72,000 lbs of charity donations, asshole!
- and I seem to recall a lot more glaring and bluffing from the last time he cut his hair this short. Anyone else remember him menacing a comedian who was impersonating him? We get it. You're a very naughty, potty-mouthed "apache." You will fucking rock us, or frocking ruck us, or something. It's ok, we like men who mutter vague obscenities. We don't need another Bono. When you bug out your eyes with those malamute contacts, we don't know whether to be scared or offer you a nylabone.
But we know you go home to a herd of tiny dogs, your sister, and silly fuzzy socks, and you've held a core group of rockers together for over 10 years, which is unusual, even if they're masochists.
The other thing my household has been gossiping about is WTF has not happened to his face? Silly man has forgotten to age! Our best guess is he's getting laser facial treatments that tighten the skin by affecting the subsurface collagen. We think it's a good idea.