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Arguments We Had About The Phone
(Someone bought me a Droid)
(Someone is an idiot)
Me: (Ha, look at all the stuff, I can get on Facebook, there are Footprints, HOLY FUCK it's a flashlight!)
Him: "If I had known you would be glued to it, I wouldn't have bought that for you."
Me: "You said the same thing when you bought me the laptop and the mp3. You would think you would learn."
Him: "Are you implying I asked for this?"
Me: "I implied. You said it." (Twitter account is made!, Ha this thing is so cool, I'm going to follow Neil Gaiman and Neil deGrasse Tyson and -)
Him: "Are you listening?"
Me: "Huh?"
Him: "(Sigh, huffs) (Comes over) (Takes phone)"
Me: "Hey! (Falls off the couch while scrambling to get it back) Oww."
Him: "Pet, I will not let you become one of those people. You'll get it back after the addiction has waned."
Me: "I'm not a junkie!"
Him: "You are when it comes to technology. And for the record, the laptop is more for me than you. It keeps you occupied."
Me: "Are you implying I'm annoying?"
Him: "I implied it-"
(At which point he got a good whap in the shins)
(He hid the phone in retaliation)
(Someone bought me a Droid)
(Someone is an idiot)
Me: (Ha, look at all the stuff, I can get on Facebook, there are Footprints, HOLY FUCK it's a flashlight!)
Him: "If I had known you would be glued to it, I wouldn't have bought that for you."
Me: "You said the same thing when you bought me the laptop and the mp3. You would think you would learn."
Him: "Are you implying I asked for this?"
Me: "I implied. You said it." (Twitter account is made!, Ha this thing is so cool, I'm going to follow Neil Gaiman and Neil deGrasse Tyson and -)
Him: "Are you listening?"
Me: "Huh?"
Him: "(Sigh, huffs) (Comes over) (Takes phone)"
Me: "Hey! (Falls off the couch while scrambling to get it back) Oww."
Him: "Pet, I will not let you become one of those people. You'll get it back after the addiction has waned."
Me: "I'm not a junkie!"
Him: "You are when it comes to technology. And for the record, the laptop is more for me than you. It keeps you occupied."
Me: "Are you implying I'm annoying?"
Him: "I implied it-"
(At which point he got a good whap in the shins)
(He hid the phone in retaliation)